After Nicki Minaj casually mentioned voter ID in a single Instagram post, the entire Democratic Party reportedly collapsed into a smoldering pile of clipboards, lanyards, and unsupervised mail-in ballots, sources have confirmed.
Within minutes, the DNC convened an emergency Zoom meeting titled “How Did She Do This to Us,” where three consultants cried, two fainted, and one insisted the only way to save democracy was to ban numbers, names, and eye contact.
In California, officials unveiled new “No IDs, No Rules, No Reality” voting kiosks that automatically cast ballots for Democrats based on “vibes,” coffee breath, and the color of a person’s reusable tote bag.
MSNBC anchors entered what insiders called a “collective emotional pudding state,” speaking only in interpretive dance and the phrase “problematic queen.”
Meanwhile, President Trump dramatically swore Nicki in as Interim Secretary of Common Sense on a stack of laminated driver’s licenses, prompting AOC to file legislation declaring wallets “colonialist.”
In a leaked memo, Democrats admitted they oppose voter ID because “we simply cannot risk voters remembering who they are, where they live, or what year it is.”
Nicki, unfazed, reportedly responded with, “Imagine needing a moral compass and an ID.
Wild.”
As of press time Democrats were still trying to locate themselves.
Only tried and true, documented voters should be allowed to vote, NO ONE ELSE.
Enough of this, foreigners must have complete
documenting I was in 43 nations, there was no ” walk right in.” Quit giving freebies to undocumented people of various other nations. We must TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN CITIZENS FIRST AND FORMOST. MANY JUST USE THE U.S. A. We the citizens/workers work hard to pave and pay those for other nations. We already help other nations with food, medical, and other needs. We personally give to help others to nations in need. Enough is enough. We cannot continue to be USED.
Democrats are the only ones scared about investigating election ballots because they know the election was rigged and the counts don’t match the results. They thought nobody would ever find out because states have their own control of elections. But now they’re scared to death of being caught lying and cheating. Hopefully a lot of people will be going to federal prison for election fraud and coverup’s. Let the games begin a see who starts running.
Voting fraud should be a capital offense.
U cannot save democracy if u require voters to cast only 1 ballot or b citizens!
Now that’s the way dry sarcasm is supposed to be used ! 👍🤣
The notion that asks for an ID to vote is just another ARROGANT part of LIBERAL LUNACY. I live in a suburb of Chicago, when I go to our local school to vote I am asked for my ID. I know almost all the people there and most know me, that’s why we have IDs to prove who we are anyone who thinks there is anything wrong with that isa total ZERO. If I want to buy cigarettes at Walgreens where I know everyone I must show my ID, im 82 years old and that doesn’t matter, your ID is required. If anyone thinks asking for proof of who you are to VOTE doesn’t like it, I say shut the HELL up, because VOTING IS IMPORTANT AND MUST BE SAFE AND SECURE.
Everyone knows democrats don’t want IDs checked for voting is because they can’t cheat in the election. It’s the only reason ever where you go you have to show IDs state parks buying liquor and cigarettes to register a car in a bank getting medical care etc. And the most important thing is our elections and asshole democrats don’t want you to prove who you are. Democrats just want power and control anyway they can get it and cheating is the only way to win.
Democrats are in trouble. Their voter base is being deported.
Democrats are going to get real desperate, after they find out the number of deportations, that will equal less votes for them!