In a stunning press conference that progressives are calling “emotionally brave but intellectually homeless,” New York City Socialist Zohran Mamdani reportedly blamed President Trump for the Election Day bomb threat, a midtown traffic jam, and “that weird feeling I get when my phone battery dies,” sources have confirmed.
Speaking to reporters while holding a latte labeled “Tax the Rich (But Not Me),” Mamdani declared that Trump’s “toxic aura” had “vibrated across time and space to influence unrelated inconveniences.”
When pressed for proof, he replied, “Proof isn’t real — my party shared our truth, and that’s basically science now.”
Campaign insiders say Mamdani keeps a dartboard titled “Things Trump Did” in his office, featuring everything from inflation and raising rent to the extinction of Blockbuster and the death of MySpace.
One aide allegedly added “uncomfortable silence at brunch” earlier this week.
According to White House insiders, staff have begun installing padded walls in the press room to prepare for “emergency progressive meltdowns,” complete with calming whale sounds and coloring books labeled “Cope Kits.”
As of press time, Mamdani was reportedly drafting legislation to ban bad vibes and require federal funding to study Trump’s psychic influence on the democratic party.
Well folks i completed what i said i would do. I voted a straight Republican ticket today in Virginia. I will continue doing this until Democrats apologize to all of the people they have harmed with those current government shutdown.
Sadly, it didn’t do any good.
Yes vote Republican,if you choose a leftist ,Socialist, Communist,…… Well then don’t come,crying when everything falls to crap,remember you voted for the crap, now see if you can find a shovel to dig yourself out of the bull crap that can hey were preaching …..good luck!!!
Mamdani take all your fleas and cockroaches and go back to your own country and raise camels on free food
The PEOPLE OF NEW YORK THAT VOTED FOR THIS PERSON,WILL.GET AN ULTRA RUDE AWAKENING AND MAY REALIZE THEIR DESPICABLE VOTE FOR THIS IDIOT. YOU REALIZE YOUR MISTAKE ONCE HE TAKES OFFICE. REMEMBER THAT NOTHING IS “FREE” EVER, AND IF PEOPLE CANMOT SEE THOSE FACTS, THRY WILL GET A HUGE WAKE UP CALL.
Well NYC people and Virginia And New Jersey Just kissed the democrats anus.
All 3 elected the worst of the worse.
Get ready folks Obama’s Muslims that are not vetted and breezes like rats are now about to control NYC and Michigan and Minnesota and Virginia
Well,well the Demons have begun they’re take over , and it just he beginning,
DemocRATs……the plague of this country.
It’s amazing to me that the good people of New York have completely forgotten 09/11/2001…
Maybe most of the voters weren’t born yet ?
What ever the reason, the “ lone wolves “ who have been embedding themselves into our country, our institutions and our culture since then ( thank you Obama, Biden and your clueless minions ) are going to be coming out of the woodwork like cockroaches !
Good Luck New York, you have no idea how much your going to need it.
Good luck to the rest of us in keeping what is about to destroy a once great city from destroying the rest of our great country !
Just get a marketing “ping” from Expedia…
Last minute flights to New York for “ under $200 ! “
What, no one wants to go there anymore ?
Do ya think ?!!
Heaven forbid he serve out his whole term. New York will never recover from the damage this Muslim will do to the city that never sleeps. G-d protect the people who live there now. Why didn’t more people check who he was cozy with, like the perpetrators of September 11th?
There was a lot of shady business going on, on Nov 5th. In New Jersey there was a bomb threat in Republican voting areas and they were to be relocated elsewhere. Wondered how that came about? Then in New York, Mamdani’s name appeared TWICE on the New York Ballot. Right across the top of the ballot.
Just like the devil, the democrats are still cheating, stealing and killing the Republicans. Then you get to California where Newsom changed his districts so that they could eliminate all of the Republican seats. They were taking illegals in to vote, so of course he cheated and got his illegal result.
Seems that the Democrats can never win an election HONESTLY.
Hey New York,,,,, He admitted he is a Muslim and a Democrat Socialist. Too late now , enjoy what crap is heading your way