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Trump Tasks Musk to Audit, Discover Sensible Spending

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
February 10, 2025
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In what is being touted as a groundbreaking initiative to root out government inefficiency, President Donald Trump has tasked Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with auditing the Department of Education and the Department of Defense to locate any money that was spent wisely, sources have confirmed.

This unprecedented move is part of Trump’s broader campaign to “find the mythical creature known as responsible government spending.”



Elon Musk, armed with spreadsheets and a flamethrower for burning through bureaucratic red tape, expressed his enthusiasm for the mission. “I’ve found intelligent life on Mars easier than finding wise government spending,” Musk joked to reporters as he boarded his Tesla Cybertruck en route to the Pentagon.

The initiative has stirred both excitement and skepticism in Washington, with some praising the innovative approach, while others are bracing for the findings—or lack thereof. “We might need a new rover to navigate the depths of these budgets,” quipped Musk.

As of press time, DOGE teams were seen entering the Pentagon with metal detectors and divining rods, optimistically searching for any trace of fiscal prudence.

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  1. JoeyP says:
    5 months ago

    Good LUCK! . . . You’ll NEED it. Spoiler alert: There is no intelligent life on MARS, and NO commonsense SPENDING in GOVERNMENT, especially Federal Government.

    Reply
  2. Carl says:
    5 months ago

    Amazing all the panic associated with the hunt ! Its pretty easy to spot the “criminals” . They are the ones protesting the most! Go get em Elon👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏

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  3. Rick says:
    5 months ago

    That will be very hard to find for certain the words responseable government spending have no place in the government’s vocabulary all they know is spend spend and spend some more it’s not our money it’s the taxpayers footing the cost of all the wasteful spending the income tax could be cut maybe by 75% if all the waste gets stopped

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  4. jsub1960 says:
    5 months ago

    I suspect liberal hacks have no problem finding and cutting defense spending. If it were up to them they’d just get rid of the military.

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  5. Charlie says:
    5 months ago

    I agree…but only if indeed it is “saving taxpayer dollars”…with all these cuts, our taxes should definitely be decreased.

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