Controversial NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers recently caused waves when he claimed that the National Football League is a hoax, and that he’s never played football in his life, sources have confirmed.
“Open your eyes, people,” Rodgers said during a recent appearance on The Pat McAfee Show. “The NFL is nothing more than a shadow corporation posing as an entertainment league for purposes of collecting data and infecting your children with propaganda. It’s not real. Never has been. And everyone you see on TV are either holograms or paid actors. Except for me.”
“I mean think about it,” he added. “If I played professional football for nearly 20 years, wouldn’t I remember some of it?”
Fans of Rodgers doubted the validity of his theory.
“I like that Aaron’s a free thinker, don’t get me wrong,” said Buck Harvin, a longtime Rodgers fan. “But I think he’s getting a little too into this shit, or maybe he took too many hits to the head. I think he’s just believing whatever he hears at this point. How can the NFL be a hoax?”
As of press time, Rodgers had been entered into concussion protocol by the New York Jets, despite it being the offseason.
I agree, Colin Kaepernick chased me away from the NFL about 6 years ago, and Commandant Goodell is his anti-American cheerleader!