Troops Ordered Out, Judge Demands Deployment Of “Peace Clowns,” Sources Have Confirmed. In a ruling that could only happen in...

Democrats have announced they will not back down in the next budget showdown unless Republicans give them exactly what they...

Silicon Valley tech giants have announced a revolutionary new system to combat President Trump’s upcoming Voter ID executive order—an app...

Comedy legend Eric Idle has officially hired his daughter as “Chief Joke Compliance Officer,” tasked with filtering out any humor...

Kamala Harris’ Secret Service protection was yanked after President Trump discovered her extended coverage might have been signed by Biden’s...

Susan Monarez, the recently fired CDC director, has barricaded herself inside headquarters with a futon, lava lamp, and three pallets...

Cracker Barrel’s logo resurrection has sent shockwaves through progressive circles, sources have confirmed. Reports indicate entire Woke Studies departments are...

Locals in upstate New York were stunned when a glowing object floated across the night sky, sources have confirmed. While...

Democrats are in full meltdown mode after President Trump announced the end of their cherished catch-and-release program, which was reportedly...

Bluesky Rejects Mississippi’s Age Verification Law, Demands Kids Prove Adulthood by Posting Haikus About teenage Anxiety, sources have confirmed. In...