A freshly spray-tanned Joe Biden was seen at the Jersey Shore, blending in and mixing it up with the locals at the popular destination, sources have confirmed.
“What’s up party people?” asked a bronzed Biden, approaching several college co-eds. “I’ve been catching a lot of heat for my spray tan lately, so I’ve been hanging out here, where people are less judgmental about a thing like that. A guy can really be himself out here on the Jersey Shore. You guys wanna play beer pong?”
A New England native, Biden has been surprisingly welcomed by the tanned New Jersey locals.
“I think it’s so dope that Biden’s become one of us,” said Jersey Shore regular Tony Vietti, who’s seen Biden at various popular spots over the last few weeks. “Everyone thinks he botched the debate because he’s too old to think or talk, but I know the truth. He was doing Jell-O Shots in the sun all day and totally forgot what day it was. An innocent mistake! Quit giving the guy such a hard time. It’s a miracle he even made it there on time.”
As of press time, Biden was even tanner after passing out on the beach for several hours.
funny stuff …
Too bad they don’t have a spray in brain!
Did he swipe the spray on tan from the orange king?
Yes Orang Man bad. That would be Joe Biden.