In an unprecedented act of journalistic heresy, CNN anchor Dana Bash accidentally told the truth on live television, sources have confirmed.
The shocking moment occurred when Bash pointed out that it was, in fact, Democrats — not Republicans — voting against reopening the government.
Within seconds, chaos erupted in the CNN control room. Producers screamed “Cut the feed!” while Don Lemon, who hasn’t worked there in years, reportedly burst through the door demanding to “restore the narrative balance.”
Jeffries, visibly shaken, accused Bash of “spreading conservative misinformation disguised as truth.”
Witnesses say CNN immediately entered a “24-hour reeducation lockdown,” where anchors were forced to chant “Democrats good, Republicans bad” until the teleprompters rebooted.
MSNBC offered emergency counseling, and The View held a candlelight vigil for “truth as we imagine it.”
Republicans, leery of CNN’s motives, reportedly called the network’s headquarters to confirm the clip wasn’t generated by AI and that Bash was, in fact, asking real questions.
As of press time, CNN was back on air, proudly announcing that all future facts will be run through an emotional support fairy, three diversity consultants, and an AI algorithm trained to cry when it sees a Republican.
People who vote for Democrats are the ones that will soon be crying. I notice the news folks nor the Democrats are saying anything on lowering taxes in New Jersey, nor are they discussing lowering electric bills. So yes sad times are coming folks, and Democrat Voters Re the cause.
CNN= COMMUNIST NEWS NETWORK lies,lies and more lies
Even though it’s satire, it is so truthful about the left hypocrites!
CNN exists only because satans children still watch it .Just like all the rest . Anyone who still has a boob tube in their home is being watched through that screen and propagandized.And has ever since the live eye was put into the tv in 1984 . That thing teaches you that you are stupid and it tells you how to live While putting things in your very soul so evil that even hell blushes at its content . And you set there allowing your soul to systematically be made ready for the lake of fire for eternity
No I don’t have a boobtube. I ask God to forgive me for ever having one. Especially ever allowing my children to set in front of one . I got rid of mine When Bill Clinton And the media whores murdered the people of Rubyridge and Waco. For nothing . And that pervert rapist has never had to answer for anything. And CNN helped lie and narrate those murders. Making sure the Clintons were not seen has the evil they are. They are old now and about to face the 162 people they murdered and all the rest . There are too many to count !
Walter Cronkite was their sure protection that kept America from knowing who they really were !
CNN has always been The Communist National Network . This has been the goal every since Americas inception. Sadly the truth has to be told in satire because we have fallen to the lowest level going like a freight train straight into Hell.
America began its final decent when they murdered the most innocent among us. There is no protection in the womb or America. Satan is in his final grasp of removing all of God’s creations. And the worse part is ! Gods creations are handing their souls over to hell .
Our ancestors who died so we could be free Are turning over in their graves at the disgusting way their generations have eroded
I fear America is gone. And ask who among us gave it away