Frey’s Backyard Bash: Immigrants Welcome, Deportations Not

In a bold stroke of hospitality, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey has announced he will open his own home as a sanctuary for illegal immigrants, sources have confirmed.

This unprecedented personal policy is a direct challenge to the Trump administration’s deportation efforts, with Frey declaring, “If the government won’t protect them, my guest rooms will.”

The mayor’s residence is reportedly being outfitted with bunk beds and welcome mats, transforming it from a private home into what Frey calls “Camp Freedom.” Neighbors were surprised to see tents and makeshift shelters popping up in the mayor’s yard, complete with a sign that reads, “No Deportations, Just Invitations.”

Critics have labeled the move as a publicity stunt and questioned the sustainability of housing an unlimited number of guests in a single-family dwelling. Supporters, however, have hailed it as a brave stand against federal immigration policies.

City officials are scrambling to address logistical concerns, from plumbing to privacy, while local supermarkets report a surge in sales of camping supplies and international foods.

As of press time, Mayor Frey was seen installing an outdoor shower, joking that it doubles as a “freedom fountain” for his new housemates.