Hunter Biden’s Delaware gun trial got off to a rocky start today as the judge of the proceedings held the President’s son in contempt of court after he continued to smoke crack despite several warnings to stop, sources confirmed.
“That’s fine, it’s not going to stop me,” said Hunter Biden, smoking crack in front of gathered reporters on the steps of the courthouse. “They can yell at me or threaten me all they want, there is nothing in this world that is going to stop me from smoking crack. What are they gonna do, fine me ten grand? Big deal. Do you have any idea who my dad is?”
Despite their client’s insistence on nonchalantly smoking crack throughout the day’s opening arguments, Biden’s legal team is feeling optimistic about his chances in the trial.
“We know how this looks,” said William Rose, Hunter Biden’s lead attorney. “A lot of people have said that it’s a relatively open and shut case regarding someone lying about their drug use when purchasing a firearm. But what those people haven’t considered is how very un-American it is to hold Hunter Biden to even the smallest amount of scrutiny. How dare you all. Just let the man and his prostitutes smoke crack in peace and fire off guns if they want, will you?”
As of press time, the judge had insisted that Biden keep his crack smoking relegated to lunch and quick trips to the bathroom if he didn’t want to incur further punishments.
That just shows how arrogant he is ..to say “you know who my Dad is?” He is no better than any other person who has been charged with the same offense and jailed for it and a fine imposed . Shameful behavior !
So I guess it is that Joe Biden condoms this action since he has stated that he is proud of his son and fully supports him. I wonder what would happen if Hunter was BLACK.
Condoms won’t do him any good here, he’s fkd…
I wonder what would happen if Hunter’s last name was ‘Trump”
He would be trialed and convicted as sopn as ypu can say Donald Trump Jr
That’s a rhetorical question isn’t it? Trumps Son would have been jailed just for contempt
Three guesses and the first two don’t count.
He’d gat slapped silly.
HIS DAD WOULD DEAL EVER SO HARSHLY WITH HIM!
I assume that you meant “condones” not condoms.
Even auto correct gets in to the mood of this site right cheer!
It’s the same thing
No wait, I thought no one was above the law. Hmm, I hope everyone is paying attention to the double standard that’s going on here.
Is this site satire like the Babylon bee? I’ve never heard of it.
That’s what I want to know as well
Read the “about” site link. Yes it’s satire. People, including myself, get sucked into its nonsense because it magically just appears in our email without ever subscribing to it. It’s funny if you understand that it’s just junk mail humor. Upsetting if that’s not realized.
Being able to gather everyone’s email addresses and sell them or buy them should have huge financial and legal consequences. But no, all privacy has been lost.
I actually think it’s shameful he didn’t offer to share! Selfish, arrogant, entitled brat!
One only needs to understand where this trial is being conducted. Delaware. A state of dummies that love their chicom jotato bribum Marxist puppet. The fix is in from the start. The opposite of a Trump trial. That’s how corruption works when they control everything.
He needs to go to jail. He is just showing everyone that it is okay. All those people with mental issues and drug habits will do it even more because of the presidence he is showing. If you think there is gun violence now, wow what will it be after this. Just because Sleepy Joe is his dad shouldn’t matter. He is a criminal too
Yep! Both him and his daddy should be held accountable and contempt of a lenient judge already! Omg!
What a disgusting disgrace he is, though right in line with his father’s ethics, arrogance, and the least reason to be arrogant.
Isn’t crack smoking against the law in all 50 states. Maybe 6-12 months in prison could possibly reform him. LOL
At the very least. Of course crack is making him even crazier and the Biden crime family continues in their flippancy and arrogance! And this has been known for over 30 years? We would be in Angola state prison for 30 years!
Its not illegal in west coast shit hole states. That’s the facts, Jack!
Lock Him Up
The, F ind B iden I nnocent said this is all Russian disinformation & to leave him alone so they can get back to work on the next election
Give them all fentanyl and the problem goes away
They are all disgusting! Liars, thieves, cheaters, pedophiles, does it get any worse? Have you had enough of this crime family???? They all need to go and pay for what they have done!
Amen!
Hunter is such a f-up! Must be a genetic thing?
Lock him up,he’s arrogant,egotistical, criminal, just like his old man.
Yeah, Hunter is a waste of human tissue, you do realize this is parody, right?
As always, the comments are funnier than the article tries to be.
Hunter Biden is such a screwed up man. I wonder what kind of childhood he had with a nonexistent family. He is mentally unstable and needs to be incarcerated, but his daddy will probably get him out of trouble. I hope the American people can see what sort of man Hunter is.
He probably took showers with his old man, just like biden took showers with his daughter.lol
Two levels of law in the New Woke Socialist America.
I will guarantee you that if I was smoking crack or anything else in court I’d have been behind bars in 5 minutes.
But then, I’m not a loyal high ranking Democrat with Big Time connections, eh Your Honor?
Dont you know, the Biden’s get away with actual murder so drug and gun offeces he lauhhs at! Wakey Wakey world, they mock you!
Don’t you all know that The Skrape is like The Onion?
Actually, it’s run by a comedian looking for new material. Hell use the best comments in his acts and make some real money. Smart, eh?
Your article is a bunch of crap! Do not send me anything more.
Yea , that’s telling em!! Like they’re listening !! Ha ha ha
Now we know where the white powder comes from when found in the White House???!!!
Someone needs to load Biden, his Alice Cooper looking wife and the crackhead pos he calls a son into an open-door aircraft and kick their corrupt worthless Godless souls out over the Capitol. THAT would send a clear message to the rest of the NWO that we have had enough of this bullshit!
They need to lock his ass up, dress him in orange and shackle him. Then have him escorted to court and made to obey the laws.
The ultimate “entitled” person. What his statements say to me is “because my father is president, I can do anything I want, regardless if it involves committing a crime”.
I would think the judge would lock him up for his own protection. Is smoking crack on state property even legal there? Or is this how he gets out claiming he had no idea what was going on? That would be the judges fault! I wonder if the whole room was on crack would it be a fair trial? This is the dumbest thing I ever herd!
I herd dat!!!
If Biden was my dad, I really do not think it is a name to be proud of. I think I would either change my name or just not tell anyone. I would be so ashamed!!
Again stupidity at its best-Put the nit wit in prison –after the election so he has to spend time in jail-that is where this crooked man needs to be.
The judge is an Obama appointee who was just pussed because Hunter wouldn’t share.
Don’t worry folks Hunter buying one day we’ll get a hold of some bad crack ,and I don’t mean the kind in your butt crack and kill himself., hopefully.
Is this any longer even relevant? Was he not pardoned by his father along with the rest of the crime family?