A controversial new law has been enacted in Georgia which will let registered voters cast as many ballots as they feel like, sources have confirmed.
“Seems like a little much to me,” said Atlanta resident Grace Cooper. “I don’t think our old system was perfect, and the Electoral College is certainly outdated and ineffective, but I don’t think the answer is letting people spend all day at the polls, just hanging out and voting dozens of times. Gosh, this election is going to be a mess, isn’t it?”
Despite the pushback, Georgia lawmakers insisted that this is the best way to make sure every voting citizen is represented.
“We try like hell to get people out to the polls,” said Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff. “But instead of scolding those that don’t show up, we’re going to try something new this time: Let’s reward the people who are voting by letting them do whatever they want! So come on down, and bring the kids. We’re letting them vote, too!”
As of press time, Ossoff also announced that voters would be able to buy a Fast Pass for an additional $79 on election day, which will let repeat voters cut to the front of the line.
Can this possibly be true? It’s been going on for years. But are we going to make it legal? This is the height of
STUPIDITY!
Story was posted by Joe King (joking, get it)
I can not believe that those leaders are that stupid. I believe they are interfering the election which President Trump is being accused of. The is zBS
Are you morons aware that this is a satire site? If you don’t know what that means: https://www.bing.com/search?pglt=169&q=definition+of+satire&cvid=e282a9a6b4d645ed91c375cdb68947c0&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIGCAEQABhAMgYIAhAAGEAyBggDEAAYQDIGCAQQABhAMgYIBRAAGEAyBggGEAAYQDIGCAcQABhAMgYICBAAGEDSAQkyNzc4M2owajGoAgiwAgE&FORM=ANNTA1&PC=SCOOBE
Terrrible law. One vote per person.
Dumborats the illiterates of the world charge of treason and punishment according to the constitution
It’s a joke.
What is happening to sanity? This must be the ultimate betrayal by our Legistators. You demons should at the very least READ the CONSTITUTION. What is Governor Kemp smoking to have approved this kind of insanity? No wonder he is not respected by Trump! Kemp is a RINO for sure.
its a joke ,, remember them ..jokes .
but you can help .
vote . TRUMP 2024
No way can this possibly be true and allowed, the losing party will protest like hell and it cannot stand up in the Supreme Court.
This is a great new law!! I think 1,000 vote match if you bring an aborted fetus with to donate to planned parenthood would be good, also!!
How stupid this country has become. Democrats will do anything to steal elections so they can control the people. Is this a country you want to live in. Vote republicans and Trump if you want to save our country from destruction from democrats
Harris and Old Yellow Stain have no experience in running America
Are you serious? t’s a joke. Its satire.
Complete parody. Even if it was real, they would never go public with it and give that tiny detail of letting MINORS vote as many times they want.
Obviously this is a parody and hopefully all if not at least the majority of readers realize this, unfortunately there have been examples of this occurring in the past causing significant fear and frustration in the American voters. Let us make this year’s November election a safe and accurate one by making sure that only American citizens with the appropriate documentation can vote only once. We ALL need to vote and make sure it counts.
How idiotic, but just right for cheating, lying, commie dumbocraps.
It’s about time the rest of the country catches up with chicago. The chicago way, vote early and vote often.
This is right up trumps alley. Now he won’t have to ask the governor to find more votes.
He doesn’t need any help. The people know who the cheaters are.
Joe Rossi has the proof of Georgia election fraud and the cover up. You won’t believe the truth, you have TDS and the woke mind virus
If this is true and not a farce, welcome to Putin’s election and to those in many countries in the world where autocrats/dictators rule.
What about the dearly departed?
IF THE STATE OF GEORGIA PERMITS THIS, THEN I SAY THAT “GEORGIA VOTERS VOTES WILL NOT COUNT” ! GEORGIA’S POLITICS SINCE THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION ARE SO VERY CORRUPT THAT IT MAKES ME SICK !
hogwash story, clearly a dem operative hit piece trying to justify massive cheating again
The Democrats will go to great lengths to cheat in an election. That’s what they do. Unbelievable, but they couldn’t win without cheating! They will do anything to keep Trump out, even assassination attempt, if all those court cases fail. They (Obama) want our great country to be COMMUNIST and they know TRUMP will save our country from those who wish to destroy it. WE WANT OUR COUNTRY FREE!!!!!
This is asinine and should be unconstitutional.
I don’t think that anyone even has to ask who would push something like this through. There’s only one party in existence that is always willing to change the rules with only one goal in mind. Do they realize that it applies to the other party also?
I fact checked this. IT IS NOT TRUE. Check it for yourself. If you do not believe it, contact the Georgia State Elections Office. This questioning of our state election workers is dangerous. We have enough problems even getting people to work the polls and election workers being harassed will be the last straw. Undermining confidence in elections is crazy. Historically, there has been cheating in elections but never enough to change the outcome of elections. Trump lost the last time. I read there is PROOF he won, OK, where is the proof??
Joe Rossi. Look it up. The evidence and coverup exists. The leftist media ignores it.
Candace, unfortunately the mental capacity of those who believe this to be a news site, makes me wonder about their ability to vote at all. The cartoon picture ALONE should indicate to any reasonably intelligent being that this is a SATIRE site (shades of MAD magazine). Also, there is usually an “About” button you can click on to tell you about most sites. And the “author’s” name? Joe King? (joking) These people should not be allowed to vote!
It’s a real shame people don’t read the Constitution before they say it’s outdated! Our fore fathers really did some soul searching to come up with such a great document. Then when people say the Electorial College insurers the every citizen get a fair deal. Don’t know about you folks but I don’t want a few big cities telling the rest of us what we can or can’t do. Before people make stupid remarks about the Electorial College and the Constitution. Learn from History so we don’t make the same mistakes over and over. My two cents.
DITTO!! Well said
This is the biggest laugh I’ve had in days. Lighten up, all of you who take this story seriously. You should truly look at how gullible and brainwashed people can become.
Are you morons not aware that this is clearly a satire site? This says a lot about why many people should not be allowed to vote. You probably thought the Three Stooges were real!
Definition below
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HURRAY!
The State of Georgia has turned the “ONE MAN—ONE VOTE” concept into a political cesspool…
HOW DEMOCRATIC OF THEM!