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February 12, 2026
With Christmas having recently come and gone, sources at the North Pole confirm that Santa Claus has settled in for ...
Read moreDetailsSources confirm that members of the U.S. Senate were engulfed in a heated debate over the action film Die Hard ...
Read moreDetailsSources confirm that the president of a local homeowner’s association visited a child’s house this Christmas morning to inform them ...
Read moreDetailsSources confirm that a sullen, depressed man has become convinced that Lexus’ annual “December to Remember” sales event has become ...
Read moreDetailsAs the holidays approach, perhaps the most stressful part of this time of year is the traveling involved for everyone ...
Read moreDetailsAs the Christmas season approaches, President Joe Biden has been banned from a local Washington D.C. mall after inappropriately sniffing ...
Read moreDetailsAs the Christmas season blooms, sources inside the White House have confirmed that Joe Biden was overheard reminding his son ...
Read moreDetailsAfter quietly stewing in her cabin on the hill following the election last month, Kamala Harris has finally revealed her ...
Read moreDetailsAn aging, lazy Santa Claus confirmed that all of the good boys and girls on his list are just going ...
Read moreDetailsIn a staggering financial report, the pie industry has reported an unprecedented surge in the sales of its pumpkin variety ...
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