The View triggered an internal network emergency this week after multiple young Americans reportedly expressed interest in getting married, buying a house, and having several children on purpose, Sources have confirmed
According to panicked ABC staffers, the segment began spiraling out of control when the co-hosts warned that encouraging young people to start families was “reckless,” accidentally revealing the modern left’s deepest fear:
Adults raising their own children inside stable homes beyond the emotional jurisdiction of daytime television.
Producers were said to have immediately dimmed the studio lights, released a therapy corgi, and activated Disney’s Level 5 Family Containment Protocol.
Whoopi Goldberg and Sonny Hostin reportedly clarified that they remain completely pro-family, provided the family exists mainly as a campaign talking point, a tax credit discussion, or a symbolic backdrop for corporate messaging.
“Of course we support families,” one source close to the show explained.
“We just don’t want people getting too enthusiastic and building new ones from scratch.”
Witnesses say several hosts became visibly alarmed after learning that married parents with three or more children often develop dangerous habits such as grilling in backyards, attending church, owning tools, and producing future voters who may one day ask why every Disney princess can have a family except actual Americans.
As of press time, The View had launched a new “Families Are Fine, Probably, In Moderation” campaign urging citizens to raise fewer children and more government-approved concerns.
Brilliant!
Thanks.
I love what you do!
I wonder if anyone has done research to see if the people who watch this daytime garbage, The View, are they same ones who stay up late to watch the three nighttime garbage DNC hosts parading as comedians.
The people that are on those shows are mentally unstable and want the One World Order of no freedoms, march to the tune of communism and listen to all they are fed by propaganda and evil!….That is not what humans were meant to be or believe or stand for and why anyone who
watches the garbage they all put out are mindless. Truly patriotic intelligent people have faith on God, watch meaningful TV, (IF THERE IS SUCH A THING MUCH ANYMORE), attend church and are decent moral people. Over half our nation is NOT that anymore, to include half of our government. If there is not a revival of faith, truth and the founding of our nation, we are lost to a horrible end. Those that do believe in truth of God will have a future that is so fine. Our elections are becoming a circus show and we, the people, HAVE to stand for America as founded and get with saving her or we are going to be pushed into communism!
I am completely baffled by people who watch ‘The View’. I’ve tried and about 30 seconds was all I could take of their pure nonsense and illogical banter. ABC and this ‘talk show’ have been proven wrong or flat out lying and successfully sued multiple times. They are the true definition of insanity!
I watch The View & one of three late night comedy shows. I will let you guess which one that is! Also consider myself a very logical person. In fact mathematics was the subject in which I excelled the best. Graduated 7th in my high school class of about 500, before going on to earn a Bachelor of Science degree. So my advice is to lighten up on the criticism. Realize we have all been shaped by the life experiences of our environments. Due to this, our points of ‘View’ will vary and we are each entitled to whatever they may be. That’s all for now. Need to do a few other things, before tuning into The View!
You have to also wonder now , what is the IQ level of these people and of their audience to pay money to listen to these idiots and their BS!
I like most of what you do, but could you at least include the entire meme and not cut off the top of every single one of them?
I only occasionally look at these socialist created narrative driven frk shows just to see how dumb they have gotten each time. That is all.