Democratic leaders activated an emergency “Republican Said It First” protocol this week requiring the party to denounce its own former policies as dangerous extremism the instant President Trump agrees with them, sources have confirmed
The new system was reportedly triggered after several Democrats once again condemned border security, voter ID, and capitalism as sinister Republican schemes, only to be ambushed by archival footage of themselves aggressively supporting all three back when the party still briefly remembered what it said from one election cycle to the next.
Witnesses say aides immediately rushed in with blackout curtains, industrial shredders, and trauma counselors after Chuck Schumer was shown accidentally agreeing with 2006 Chuck Schumer.
Party insiders say Democrats now operate under a simple rule:
If Republicans support it, it must be racist, fascist, or somehow connected to a billionaire in a pickup truck.
“Our principles remain unchanged,” one strategist explained.
“We still believe exactly what we believed yesterday, unless a Republican also believes it, in which case we have always found it morally horrifying.”
Sources say the party’s new platform includes open borders until polling changes, voter ID for convention credentials only, and capitalism for donors but socialism for everyone else.
Staffers were also seen following Bernie Sanders with a butterfly net after he nearly wandered into praising jobs and private property by accident.
As of press time, Hakeem Jeffries had condemned yesterday’s Democratic talking points as a threat to democracy and demanded an immediate investigation into who let Democrats say them.
Unfortunately it’s true.
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April Fool! Hahahahaha! A bunch of liars with no honor, decency, or pride.
Sounds like the anti American democraps got caught with their pants down haaaaaaaaa!
I shudder to think that I actually know people who vote Democrat.
I shudder to think that one time not so long ago, these same people ,as liberal Democrats, believed in the same policies that are now considered to be only conservative Republican.
I shudder to think that now, these same people, as useful idiots of the new American Socialist Democrat party believe in the same policy’s that the Marxist/Islamist billionaires living in other countries have been spreading as propaganda in this country to undermine and destroy the democratic policies, principles and beliefs that these same people claim to us their Democrat party stands for !
I shudder to think that they are willing to give up everything they claimed was the backbone and fabric of themselves and the party they stood for just to prove to us and the rest of the world how much they hate just ONE man ! But, they are !
If he is a king, a fascist , a dictator ( none of which he is ) it is only because these same people have chosen to elevate him to these status to placate their own hate for just this ONE man !
Absolutely sick ! Absolutely amazing !
Again the Democrat (Progressive Socialists) strategy is to repeat the same process over and over (even doubling down) while expecting different results. Even after repeatedly being proven wrong. Mr. Einstein defined that behavior as insane. Conservatively it appears to be insanity on steroids. The percent of the U.S. population that support the New World Order under a Marxist regime are in the extreme minority. They are only concerned with the idealism of their own beliefs. They rarely (if ever) take into account any impracticality, logic or harm their actions and policies cause. And their policies change constantly depending on their mood or ‘Feelings’. No analytical or logical thought process involved! That’s way too hard! Why do we keep electing these idiots?? Or are the voters truly having any effects at all and our votes don’t matter?? The ‘Deep State’ continues to do whatever they want. Someone Please prove me wrong because these revelations are becoming increasingly disturbing!!!!!!
Prove you wrong ?
Sorry Peter, can’t be done !