Biden Social Media Team Has Perfect Meme Ready for When He Loses Election

During a speech on the campaign trail earlier today, incumbent President Joe Biden promised the nation that we’d all get...

Oscar Host Jimmy Kimmel Spotted at Local Boxing Gym Preparing for This Year’s Ceremony

As the 96th Annual Academy Awards approach, four-time host Jimmy Kimmel has been spotted practicing his monologue at a local...

Nikki Haley Defeated in Michigan Primary by ‘Please Do Not Write Below this Line’

February 28, 2024

Nikki Haley has lost yet another presidential primary to a non-entity, following up her Nevada defeat to “none of these...

NFL To Adjust Overtime Rules in Offseason So That Chiefs Win No Matter What

NFL officials and executives announced their plans to amend the postseason overtime rules for the upcoming 2024-2025 NFL season so...

BREAKING: Kamala Harris Caught on Hot Mic Uttering Complete Nonsense

WASHINGTON — Unaware that her microphone was on and recording, Vice President Kamala Harris was caught earlier today spouting just...

Election Bumped Up to April to Ensure Both Elderly Candidates Still Alive

In a stunning move that garnered bipartisan support, emergency legislature passed last last night that would bump the 2024 U.S....

Biden Sneaks Israel a Few Million Bucks Out the Window While No One’s Looking

August 15, 2024

Last night during the highly rated 66th Annual Grammy Awards ceremony, President Joe Biden reportedly kicked Israel a couple of...

Here’s Why It’s Over for Donald Tru – Ah Shit, Nevermind

In case you missed the news over the weekend, Donald Trump absolutely roasted his chances in the upcoming election by...

White House Announces Next Press Secretary Will Be So Gay You Won’t Even Believe It