Entertainment reporters across the country entered a state of visible confusion this week after Jim Carrey appeared in public looking...
Read moreDetailsTelevision newsrooms across the country reportedly suffered catastrophic equipment failure this week after the media’s long-running “Trump Is Finished” hamster...
Read moreDetailsSeveral campus activists who spent the week chanting about how terrible America is reportedly froze mid-protest after someone suggested they...
Read moreDetailsNew York City housing officials found themselves in an awkward press conference this week after several immigrant landlords responded to...
Read moreDetailsRestaurant consultant Jon Taffer reportedly declared a national emergency this week after learning that Americans are eating less fried food,...
Read moreDetailsFollowing President Trump’s State of the Union address, Jimmy Kimmel announced a permanent residency titled “Still Mad: The Sequel,” promising...
Read moreDetailsDemocrats reportedly reopened the investigation into FBI Director Kash Patel this week after realizing he celebrated Team USA’s hockey victory...
Read moreDetailsAuthorities in Anaheim confirmed this week that three fully grown adults allegedly decided to pursue their childhood dreams by leveling...
Read moreDetailsDemocratic presidential hopeful Gavin Newsom reportedly became the first candidate in modern history to be booed out of a campaign...
Read moreDetailsHollywood director Steven Spielberg confirmed his next project will be a micro-documentary chronicling his personal attempt to outrun California’s tax...
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