LOS ANGELES — Los Angeles politics reportedly reached its final evolutionary stage this week after Mayor Karen Bass unveiled another...
Read moreDetailsHOLLYWOOD, CA — Hollywood’s political elite reportedly gathered this week to solemnly defend the Constitution before realizing halfway through the...
Read moreDetailsSEATTLE, WA — Macklemore reportedly began frantically searching storage units for his infamous old prosthetic nose after losing his Ed...
Read moreDetailsWASHINGTON, D.C. — Children’s television entered its “mandatory celebrity politics” era Thursday after Ms. Rachel pledged $1 million to Palestinian...
Read moreDetailsWASHINGTON, D.C. — Congress reportedly learned Anthropic had given artificial intelligence access to a wet lab Tuesday, prompting lawmakers to...
Read moreDetailsHOLLYWOOD, CA — American Idol reportedly packed its microphones, golden tickets, and remaining functional extension cords for Georgia this week...
Read moreDetailsWASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats reportedly experienced an election-season miracle Wednesday after more than 140 of them suddenly discovered government...
Read moreDetailsHOLLYWOOD, CA — Leftist cultural authorities reportedly activated an emergency response plan Wednesday after discovering actress Sydney Sweeney had somehow...
Read moreDetailsLITTLE ROCK—Hallie Shoffner unveiled a “Five-for-One American Exchange Program” Tuesday, then discovered all Arkansas taxpayers had nominated her as the first...
Read moreDetailsProtest organizers announced they had defeated rising fuel prices by purchasing fuel and setting it on fire in the middle...
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