Shortly after being dismissed from Donald Trump’s election interference case due to a conflict of interest, district attorney Fani Willis was reportedly struck in the ass by the door on her way out of the room, sources confirm.
“I warned her that would happen,” said Georgia appeals court judge Morgan Lewis. “After I let her go, I said to get the hell out of here and to not let the door hit her ass on the way out. She must have thought I was saying that metaphorically or something, but no, that door is a son of a bitch and will take you out if you’re not careful. I keep asking the janitors to fix it.”
As the disgraced DA exited the chambers after being dismissed from the case, the door reportedly hit her directly adjacent to the area in which the good lord had split her, it was confirmed.
“That was hilarious,” said onlooker Jason Lynch. “I’m here fighting a parking ticket, and I was trying to figure out where I was supposed to be and I saw that chick just get annihilated by that door. Is she ok? I mean, that thing got her pretty swiftly.”
As of press time, Fani Willis was seen updating her profile on Indeed.com.
It’s a big enough target…
Are you saying, she has a big ass or she is all ass?
Reminds me of second grade, fannI fannI big butt, big butt fannI!! Hell, I got paid 650K tap that shit! Then, after the gray goose put her to sleep, I’d go hunt some sweet booty!! Life was good !!
If she looked like that picture, I’d hit it! Think she smokes crack?
No way ya could miss it! When you’re ass all over ya gotta mark the spot!
Trying to rise above her stink didn’t work out very well, karma has a way of coming back to bite a huge chunk out of her Ass!
You want to play you’ve got to pay and don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time!
Karma’s a bitch!!!
Gonna say,with her fat ass its not difficult to see why.
The door, unfortunately, had to be replaced at tax-payers expense, AGAIN!