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PARIS: French student activists demanding better education accidentally produced overwhelming evidence for their cause after burning down the building where...

LONDON: Nigel Farage unveiled a foreign policy hotline that automatically replaces hold music with the sound of tariffs increasing whenever...

NEW YORK: DSA officials unveiled a Criminal Concierge Desk Saturday after discovering that “sanctuary city” did not come with complimentary...

MARYLAND: A progressive festival’s socialism booth collapsed Saturday after organizers attempted to redistribute one attendee’s camping chair, sources have confirmed....

WASHINGTON: Chuck Schumer declared he wasn’t going anywhere after fellow Democrats replaced his office door with a retirement community shuttle...

TEHRAN: Iran’s unseen Supreme Leader issued a message praising regime thugs Friday, prompting officials to insist the country was absolutely...

CHICAGO, IL: Obama Presidential Center leadership declared solidarity with exploited workers Thursday, then called security when those workers turned out...

OTTUMWA, IA — Former council member Matt Dalbey demanded a refund on eternal damnation Tuesday after security destroyed his homemade...

NEW YORK — Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s anti-hate announcement collapsed Tuesday when his head rotated mid-speech and his second face congratulated...

MINNESOTA — A Democratic mayor announced that her new gun ban would defeat criminals by finally informing them that breaking...