WASHINGTON — President Trump’s Treasury Department triggered America’s zombie recession after cutting off federal payments to dead recipients, leaving thousands...
Read moreDetailsBERLIN — German authorities uncovered a foreign espionage operation after discovering their former intelligence chief had spent twenty years bringing...
Read moreDetailsHOLLYWOOD: With November approaching, Hollywood millionaires launched Survivor: Beverly Hills, a revolutionary competition demanding the rich pay, provided someone else...
Read moreDetailsCharles Barkley converted Chris Cuomo’s interview desk into a basketball hoop Tuesday and dunked a progressive policy binder through it,...
Read moreDetailsBIG BEND, TX: A federal judge halted President Trump’s border wall after determining it threatened the Democrats’ annual migration of...
Read moreDetailsSALEM, MA: Progressive activists unveiled a Halloween witch hunt after Chris Rock suggested the outrage industry had gotten carried away,...
Read moreDetailsBLACKSBURG, VA — The NCAA rejected Virginia Tech’s football identifying as a successful field goal after investigators discovered it followed...
Read moreDetailsNEW YORK: Major newsrooms have renamed terrorists “Explosively Expressive Grievance Influencers” after determining that calling them terrorists could damage their...
Read moreDetailsNew Eminem fans have demanded his cancellation over a proposed Christmas album with Kid Rock, unaware they've submitted their names...
Read moreDetailsTony Romo has announced he needs a break from earning millions to guess what other millionaires might do next, sources...
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