Earlier this week a jury found Donald Trump guilty of 34 felonies, as well as being guilty of probably still winning the Presidential election this upcoming November, sources confirmed.
“I’ve never heard of a ruling quite like this, but I can’t say I disagree with it,” said legal pundit Arthur Wallace. “While there are a lot of ways to interpret the evidence of the case, I certainly see where there was enough for a jury to convict him. And as for that other charge, the thing about winning in November? Well just take a look around. Do you think Joe Biden’s gonna beat him? He can barely talk or stand up! I think the ruling makes total sense when you analyze it.”
The court’s findings surprisingly seemed to please liberals around the nation.
“Ha! 34 convictions!” said local democrat Brett Walsh. “This is almost as embarrassing for republicans as the time that he got impeached and nothing really happened to him. I’m talking about the first time that happened, not the second. Oh man, that’s really gotta sting. We’re gonna make so many sick burns about Trump the whole time he is in office, you just watch.”
“They’re going to be so embarrassed,” he added. “What a long four years it’ll be for those losers.”
We Republicans and everyone else knows: the court proceedings were led by corrupt Judge Juan Merchan who changed rules (never in the history of court trials), corrupt Judge Juan Merchan should have recused himself since he is a known Trump hater, corrupt Judge Juan Merchan influenced the jury, and corrupt Judge Juan Merchan disallowed a witness who would have changed the results of this political election witch hunt ! Watch Out America because a corrupt judicial system could be coming after you ! We all know that Trump’s case never should have been held in this biased New York court ! Jurors should be ashamed of themselves and I can bet that those Jurors who were interviewed and made it onto the case lied about the questions they were asked just so that they could be jurors in a historical case ! BIDEN = NEVER A TRUE PRESIDENT ! TRUMP = THE REAL PRESIDENT FIGHTING FOR AMERICA ! TRUMP 2024 !!!
It was a Soviet-style show “trial”.
according to you, if I falsify my business financial documents, and go to court, it would not be fair if the judge does not have the political view point that I have. A jury of New Yorkers found Trump guilty 34 times. Trump violated the law and has to be held accountable.
I know you think he is your personal savior, which is sad, but there should not be a set of rules of you and me and another for Trump.
I am anti-Trump, but this was part of 91 ridiculous charges that force me to now vote for Trump out of outrage.
I don’t think I believe you are anti-Trump.
LOL – kudos to author – a joke with all truth!