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Joe Rogan's conversation with Michael Douglas collapsed after Douglas requested a script rewrite whenever Rogan described something Democrats actually supported,...

An Indiana Democrat announced he'd discovered the only way to deliver his campaign platform without hearing it himself was to...

FORT DIX, NJ — Sean “Diddy” Combs reportedly suffered a cartoonishly large forehead bump after slipping on baby oil he'd...

NEW JERSEY: Cory Booker entered emergency campaign theater mode after his Republican challenger told President Trump that America should finish...

INGLEWOOD, CA: A lost Ravens fan joined a senior citizen Broncos brawl Sunday after mistaking two retirees fighting over a...

LOS ANGELES: A Republican candidate touring Skid Row caused California officials to activate emergency hair gel reserves after suggesting homelessness...

NEW YORK: DSA officials unveiled a Criminal Concierge Desk Saturday after discovering that “sanctuary city” did not come with complimentary...

MARYLAND: A progressive festival’s socialism booth collapsed Saturday after organizers attempted to redistribute one attendee’s camping chair, sources have confirmed....

WASHINGTON: Chuck Schumer declared he wasn’t going anywhere after fellow Democrats replaced his office door with a retirement community shuttle...

CHICAGO, IL: Obama Presidential Center leadership declared solidarity with exploited workers Thursday, then called security when those workers turned out...