1986: Couple’s Vacation to Chernobyl Gets Absolutely Ruined

Cindy and Bob Johnson were reportedly having a splendid trip to Russia before the historic nuclear meltdown cast a damper on the rest of their trip. “Oh, Cindy’s always getting sick on our vacations,” said Bob. “If it’s not motion sickness on the airplane, it’s historic levels of radiation. Looks like we’re gonna have to cut this trip short. Thanks a lot, Cindy.”