New York City — Progressive lawmakers in New York and New Jersey are reportedly working overtime on a proposal that would force residents fleeing blue states to surrender a portion of their home sale profits to “the states they abandoned,” sources have confirmed.
The legislation, led by Zohran Mamdani and Mikie Sherrill, is being pitched under the slogan “You left, you share — it’s only fair.”
Insiders say the so-called Exit Tax aims to refill state coffers now that so many with a job, a pulse, or a 401(k) have fled for Florida and Texas.
Critics call it poetic irony: the same Democrats who chased wealth away are now chasing moving trucks with clipboards.
“If they can’t tax your income,” one GOP aide said, “they’ll tax your shadow leaving the driveway.”
One NYC homeowner reportedly offered a $10,000 price cut and two Yankees tickets just to close before the proposal passed, terrified of being hit with a “Goodbye Fee.”
Meanwhile, Mamdani and Sherrill were overheard arguing over who deserves the bigger cut of the money that doesn’t exist.
As of press time, both lawmakers were seen refreshing Zillow, calculating “potential socialist profit margins,” and wondering if U-Haul rentals count as taxable assets.
Democrats are increasing their evil everyday
This is wrong on all counts.
This is a satirical ezine.
Typical democrats they will screw you anyway they can they suck at leadership wont protect Americans citizens care more about illegals the their own citizens. So to prevent you from leaving their destructive state they want to rob you of your equity. democrats are destroying this country just so they can regain power and control over the people. If democrats ever regain power again they will open every border again and finish destroying our country and economy. Wake up Americans before it’s too late. Democrats don’t care about American citizens they want illegals so they can control them and give them mass immunity.
This is a satirical ezine. Not reality. Though I wouldn’t be a bit surprised to see the dems come up with a plan like this.
Please don’t give them ideas. I can picture their little pea-brains lighting up as they read this.
By comparison, Democrats are much more ruthless and savage than any pirate of yore.
Amen! And the loser fools that still vote for them with their TDS should be treated as traitors!
Perhaps those followers should “walk the plank!”
If New yOrkers and New Jersey residents vote Democratic they deserve what they get. No sympathy for them.
If a home-owner in NY or NJ wants to avoid this fraud use an out of state bank (for the sale receipts). The tell the SH states to “FO I live in a free state now and you can’t get your blood money”.
Socialist Democratic Party
Democrats want total control of your freedom if Muslin Mamdani wins everyone will be riding camels and praying to Allah every day. They will confiscate everything you own and give you pennies on the dollar and convert private homes into housing for illegals and the homeless they don’t care about American citizens only illegals because the can control them 20+ Million illegals came into our country and neighborhoods under the democrats Biden administration. If they ever regain power they will reopen every border again and finish destroying this country. We will be minority pretty soon and that’s what democrats want.
Which free state will become the new home to finance, business and captialism once Mandani has taken over NYC?
I have been a democrat for over 65 years and have had enough of the way they are doing things, these politicians are only looking out for them selves with no regards or concerns about the voters they represent. I am switching over to the republican side as of the new year. Instead of working with the President and the people , you are doing everything you can to make his job harder.wake up and do your jobs and unite with them. Clean your house of Schuller and Pelosi to start, they are on a campaign to destroy Trump and everything America stands for. If these are true Americans they should be ashamed of them selves.