In a ruling that echoed across social media echo chambers and university faculty lounges, the Supreme Court of the United...

In a bold new approach to criminal justice—or perhaps luxury resort development—California has approved a $239 million makeover of San...

In what sounds like a rejected script from Stranger Things: Kremlin Edition, a declassified report claims a UFO attacked Russian...

In what some residents are calling "San Francisco’s boldest biology lesson yet," city officials have unveiled a 45-foot-tall nude female...

Academy Award-winning director Martin Scorsese stunned viewers by sharing the story of St. Moses the Black, a 4th-century African monk...

In a stunning turn of events that could permanently disrupt Americans' circadian rhythms, Congress has reportedly taken a literal hammer...

"Mass deportation alerts now pinging on migrant smartphones," sources have confirmed. In an unprecedented digital crackdown, the U.S. government has...

In an unprecedented streak of misfortune, the seemingly invincible Generation Z has finally met their match—rejection, sources have confirmed. From...

Pope Francis has introduced a revolutionary new Pope Mobile during his first public appearance since being hospitalized—it’s not just a...

In a surprising twist of corporate allegiance and soda diplomacy, Costco Wholesale has announced it will revert its food court...