In an unusual twist of environmental activism, liberals are now championing the destruction of Tesla vehicles and property as a means to save the planet, sources have confirmed.
This radical new approach argues that by burning existing electric cars, society will be forced to manufacture more, thus accelerating the transition to green energy.
“Every Tesla blaze is a beacon of progress,” claimed one fervent environmentalist while brandishing a ‘More Fires, More Tires’ placard. The logic, they say, is unassailable: the more electric cars we destroy, the more we will need to build, thereby speeding up innovation and deployment of renewable energy technologies.
Critics of the movement have pointed out the paradox in burning electric vehicles to promote environmental sustainability. “So we’re saving the earth by setting it on fire?” asked one baffled bystander watching a Tesla Model S light up like a bonfire.
Tesla has not officially commented on the new ‘pro-green’ arson trend, but insider reports suggest Elon Musk may be developing a fireproof Tesla in response.
As of press time, a group of activists were seen celebrating their ‘victory’ over a smoldering Tesla dealership with organic, non-GMO s’mores.
Tampon Tim encouraged it,He doesn’t even know that Tesla is a big investor in his pension plan, Tim waltz is a moron and BOZO,So happy he got wiped out of election
Stupid leftists.That’s all that needs to be said.
Since 70’s Global Ice Age/ 90’s Global Warming/ 2K’s Climate Change/ as well as God-given Weather must all co-exist together, what better way than to promote those conflicts by the warming of burning Teslas and resultant cooling by not being able to afford heat because you invested those big bucks in your leftist-flammable car?
Burn, riot, protest everything. What’s wrong with these damn liberals.
They think they are entitled to whatever they want whenever they want it.
Never a thought about getting a job and earning it.
And they are so excited about aborting babies.
Too bad their mothers didn’t abort them. It’d be a better world without them.
Tesla owners will burn their Teslas when they find out how much it will cost to replace the battery in 10 years.
(eplace Teslas batteries in ten years) You think leftists will buy cars when they told us in 2019 “the world ends in 12 years” (That’s only 6 years now).
I’m over destructive senseless violence. No matter who is doing it. Are we little children? Do we need an adult to step in and say this is not acceptable? I know much of it is an agenda by a group of people who pay others to commit the offenses. 20 years in prison might get their attention
It would be “perfect justice” if Elon were to invent a “mirror” or “echo” effect in which anything or anyone with malice aforethought approaching a Tesla vehicle and/or driver – or anything related to Tesla like charging centers and dealerships – would have the destructive action bounced right back…. sort of like an ‘Iron Dome” – protect anything Tesla, and destroy anything attacking it.
Wait to they find out there is no resale value on used EVs because to rebattery them is a cost of over 25 thousand dollars that’s the price of a brand new gas powered vehicle and their is 4or 5 years old already. Bad investment you can never get out of. They aren’t worth sh-t.
You can’t drive from the east coast to the west coast of Florida on a full charge becomes an all day trip into the evening. Lots of luck.
Seems to me that it was the Biden administration that was passing out “monetary incentives” a/k/a rebates for people to buy a Tesla. A** ho***
Electric cars, like golf carts, have their place. But they are not green!! Far from it! Their carbon footprint is enormous, and recycling the batteries and replacing them render them a filthy, dirty means of transport. And they consume way more energy than the companies tell us. After burning fossil fuel to generate electricity, it’s transformed (at a loss) transmitted, transformed again, at a loss, used to charge batteries, again, losing more energy, then transformed again to run the ac motors. Inefficient ! Just burn the fuel in the awesome American V8 be done with it!!
Right on brother!! Gimme a 900 horsepower Hellcat! It a lot greener than electric. But you have to admit, a Tesla plaid will outrun anything
When I was a kid, back around 1970, I was told that if my generation didn’t come up with some
“revolutionary” ( what’s up with the lefts 50+ year obsession with this word ? ) way to warm up our cooling planet, we would all be dead in 12 ( what’s up with the lefts 50+ year obsession with that number ? ) years. Shortly after, all life on this planet would be doomed by the impending ice age ! I don’t remember what we did exactly to “ save the planet,” ( what’s up with the lefts 50+ year obsession with that phrase ? ) but it must have worked because by the 1990’s ,as adults, we were told that if we didn’t do something to combat global warming we
would once again all be dead in ( you guessed it ,12 years ! ) So, Toyota invented the Hybrid Prius ! It had a very small gas power plant which efficiently generated electricity right on site for its electric motor. It published numbers, to the best of my recollection, of 35 to 40 mpg Highway and 43 to 53 city. You would have thought the left would have promoted hybrids vociferously and declared victory over global warming ? But NOooooo…
In the 2000’s the left declared that we had a new threat to our planets existence…
CLIMATE CHANGE !!! This was a particularly sinister nemesis ! It didn’t cool the planet’s climate… It didn’t warm the planet’s climate… it just CHANGED it !!!
Enter, the totally electric car ! A vehicle which rather than produce it’s needed electricity efficiently “on site “ like the hybrid, produces its power hundreds of miles away in fossil fuel burning electric plants. Then transmits that power through virtually ancient power lines where shrinkage is tremendous, then stores it in huge on sight batteries that have a production carbon foot print that’s unimaginable ! But, at least the planet is safe now and the left is finally happy… But NOoooo… Now the left decides its time to burn 🔥 up the electric cars ! Apparently taking down Musk is the new “Climate change” goal and the future of the planet be damned ! Ok, I always try to look for the silver lining. If the left doesn’t want the responsibility of saving the planet that’s ok. As a “gear head” I have always admired the fact that Musk decided to put a power plant that develops the peak of its torque curve at ZERO rpm into a drivable vehicle. If the right has to take over the climate issue, I am highly looking forward to do my part by driving a Hybrid Hemi Hellcat that produces its electric power onboard using its 900 hp gas engine and an enormous electric motor that produces the top of its torque curve at zero rpm ! The thought of 0 to 60 times of one second and quarter mile times of 4 seconds all while saving our climate truly tickles me !
Now I’m not trying to say that any of the climate concern has ever been a hoax. I’m simply not qualified to argue that one way or the other. I’m just saying that if you really want to know what is really going on, simply “follow the money!” I can’t help noticing, however, that from the left the solution to the climate issue has at its root always been the same. The left demands, give US YOUR money, and do what WE say or life will end, the planet will end, ( in, you guessed it, 12 years ! ) and it will be YOUR fault !
That financially extortive tactic from the left about the climate issue has been the same for ( you guessed it, 50+ years !) and that, I believe is the real absolute hoax on this issue !