In an unusual twist of environmental activism, liberals are now championing the destruction of Tesla vehicles and property as a means to save the planet, sources have confirmed.
This radical new approach argues that by burning existing electric cars, society will be forced to manufacture more, thus accelerating the transition to green energy.
“Every Tesla blaze is a beacon of progress,” claimed one fervent environmentalist while brandishing a ‘More Fires, More Tires’ placard. The logic, they say, is unassailable: the more electric cars we destroy, the more we will need to build, thereby speeding up innovation and deployment of renewable energy technologies.
Critics of the movement have pointed out the paradox in burning electric vehicles to promote environmental sustainability. “So we’re saving the earth by setting it on fire?” asked one baffled bystander watching a Tesla Model S light up like a bonfire.
Tesla has not officially commented on the new ‘pro-green’ arson trend, but insider reports suggest Elon Musk may be developing a fireproof Tesla in response.
As of press time, a group of activists were seen celebrating their ‘victory’ over a smoldering Tesla dealership with organic, non-GMO s’mores.
Tampon Tim encouraged it,He doesn’t even know that Tesla is a big investor in his pension plan, Tim waltz is a moron and BOZO,So happy he got wiped out of election
Stupid leftists.That’s all that needs to be said.
Since 70’s Global Ice Age/ 90’s Global Warming/ 2K’s Climate Change/ as well as God-given Weather must all co-exist together, what better way than to promote those conflicts by the warming of burning Teslas and resultant cooling by not being able to afford heat because you invested those big bucks in your leftist-flammable car?
Burn, riot, protest everything. What’s wrong with these damn liberals.
They think they are entitled to whatever they want whenever they want it.
Never a thought about getting a job and earning it.
And they are so excited about aborting babies.
Too bad their mothers didn’t abort them. It’d be a better world without them.
Tesla owners will burn their Teslas when they find out how much it will cost to replace the battery in 10 years.
(eplace Teslas batteries in ten years) You think leftists will buy cars when they told us in 2019 “the world ends in 12 years” (That’s only 6 years now).
I’m over destructive senseless violence. No matter who is doing it. Are we little children? Do we need an adult to step in and say this is not acceptable? I know much of it is an agenda by a group of people who pay others to commit the offenses. 20 years in prison might get their attention
It would be “perfect justice” if Elon were to invent a “mirror” or “echo” effect in which anything or anyone with malice aforethought approaching a Tesla vehicle and/or driver – or anything related to Tesla like charging centers and dealerships – would have the destructive action bounced right back…. sort of like an ‘Iron Dome” – protect anything Tesla, and destroy anything attacking it.
Wait to they find out there is no resale value on used EVs because to rebattery them is a cost of over 25 thousand dollars that’s the price of a brand new gas powered vehicle and their is 4or 5 years old already. Bad investment you can never get out of. They aren’t worth sh-t.
You can’t drive from the east coast to the west coast of Florida on a full charge becomes an all day trip into the evening. Lots of luck.
Seems to me that it was the Biden administration that was passing out “monetary incentives” a/k/a rebates for people to buy a Tesla. A** ho***
Electric cars, like golf carts, have their place. But they are not green!! Far from it! Their carbon footprint is enormous, and recycling the batteries and replacing them render them a filthy, dirty means of transport. And they consume way more energy than the companies tell us. After burning fossil fuel to generate electricity, it’s transformed (at a loss) transmitted, transformed again, at a loss, used to charge batteries, again, losing more energy, then transformed again to run the ac motors. Inefficient ! Just burn the fuel in the awesome American V8 be done with it!!
Right on brother!! Gimme a 900 horsepower Hellcat! It a lot greener than electric. But you have to admit, a Tesla plaid will outrun anything