A rogue Cessna dared invade the hallowed airspace above Trump’s Bedminster golf course, sources have confirmed.
NORAD, ever vigilant, deployed jets for a flawless “headbutt” maneuver, buzzing the errant plane at a safe distance to demand it scram.
The pilot, whining about a “GPS mix-up” chasing a “burger joint,” was escorted out like a liberal at a MAGA rally, per Fox News.
“Trump’s skies are sacred—study your charts!” NORAD roared. MAGA patriots on X erupted, slamming “sloppy air traffic control” for the breach.
The FAA is grilling the pilot, who clearly ignored Bedminster’s ironclad no-fly zone, protecting the greatest golfer in presidential history.
Trump, showcasing his unmatched skill, drilled a perfect putt as jets screamed above, his swing unshaken by the chaos.
Patriots hailed his focus, with one tweeting, “Biden could never!”
Authorities warn pilots to respect Trump’s domain or face NORAD’s wrath.
As of press time, the pilot was pleading for leniency, claiming he was dazzled by Trump’s impeccable swing and lost his bearings.
Can you imagine being that disoriented Cessna pilot ?
Bullets wizzing by you from above. Golf balls wizzing by you from bellow.
Kind of gives the golf term, “ I shot a birdie “ a whole new slant !
Excellent comment!!
Stupid Comment Joe….What if these pilots were doing this on purpose to Scramble the Fighter Jets to cause Monetary Harm to this Administration Promise to Cut Waste and FRAUD….Dennis L