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Adams Declares Shopping a Tax: Illegals to Get VIP Discounts!

J.K. Around by J.K. Around
July 26, 2025
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Mayor Eric Adams claims illegal immigrants deserve tax benefits for their retail therapy, sources have confirmed.

In a bold redefinition of fiscal policy, Adams argued that purchasing a latte or a knockoff handbag constitutes a tax contribution.



“They buy stuff, don’t they?

That’s taxation!” he proclaimed at a press conference, flanked by a pile of bodega receipts.

Critics argue this logic could qualify anyone with a Walmart receipt for a congressional seat.

Breitbart sources reveal Adams is drafting a “Shop-to-Citizenship” program, offering green cards for bulk purchases at Dollar Tree.

Economists are baffled, noting that sales tax isn’t a personality trait. Meanwhile, Adams doubled down, insisting a $5 smoothie purchase is “patriotic.”

As of press time, Adams was spotted handing out tax credits at a hot dog cart, shouting, “Ketchup is contribution!”

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  1. Lisa Hawks says:
    1 week ago

    Trump NEVER should have pardoned him or let him get away with an investigation for corruption, I DID NOT like Trump’s decision AT ALL

    Reply
  2. GSM says:
    1 week ago

    If this kind of person in our government continues to exist ! When are Americans going to wake up ? When the SHITF ? We are at war within And half of America is living in la ka Land.
    Illegals deserve nothing? But 30 days to get out . . Americans need to stop paying taxes and remove politicians and judges like this. It’s amazing they sign and oath to defend and work For Americans! Not illegals or foreigners . I guess that too Like our constitution democrats just ignore.
    Watch Europe . ? Muslims are destroying that place. And we have them plus the rest of the world . The most dangerous things to the American people
    Are – democrats and illegals , media’s
    And white people joining these idiots to kill white people. Ask why Obama a, practicing Muslim is a homosexual. Muslims kill them ! Yet he was responsible for this divide of Blacks and whites While loading our country full of unvetted muslims. Biden and Democrats gave us the rest. Now this thing is paid by us to kill us ! Where were Americans When Obama gave Iran Plane loads of unmarked bills to produce the nukes. To use on us and Israel I have to say At least Israelis stand for their country And will not let hose who hate and kill them Continue to kill them with Obama’s nukes we paid for .
    America is having democrat , illegals and black fatigue . The word racism was not happening until the half Black who grew up rich destroyed the entire black people
    I have to ask !t looks like half of Americans have been turned into pink spineless Pussies ? To allow this kind of man to dictate to the people he is living off of. ?
    Where are our real men . Where are our backbones ?

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  3. ml says:
    1 week ago

    These jerks have no common sense and are a determent to America’s law and order. They have mental disorders. Away with such fools and incompetent judges and political government employees. I demand EVERYONE seeking government jobs MUST undergo mental health testing. Start with and IQ test. Those with IQs under 115 are not smart enough to comprehend how government/ business should work to keep prices low and work up to quality performance. All must then take an MMPI and MCMI…2 comprehensive tests that weed out personality issues not conducive to a healthy work environment. The second determines if an individual has a mental disorder. Then there must be monthly drug testing. People on drugs are disoriented and irresponsible. We must DEMAND mentally healthy individuals in our government and judicial system. We MUST demand only legal born in America citizens can hold government jobs. No foreign government or persons may buy farm land, nor have any of our natural resources. We the People MUST protect our freedom and rights. Judges who are NOT following the constitution MUST be eliminated by default and not following their oath of office. All government employees found guilty of a crime MUST loose their job, any pension, and serve a severe prison term. We must have law and order in the country. All illegals MUST be deported. A comprehensive immigration system must be indoctrinated within 2 years. Only when we have border laws can we keep our country safe. Individuals who are in gangs, cartels, or terrorists will face the death penalty. There is no way to correct their mental out look.

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  4. Pia says:
    1 week ago

    Too many minds have turned to mush. Failure of education, parenting, and failure of ethics/morals.

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  5. Sue says:
    1 week ago

    You can’t be that f-in stupid the break our laws then you give them FREE healthcare hotels to live in pre paid credit cards free food schooling cars laptops bicycles and everything else the American taxpayers end up paying for who are you to use our taxpayers money on illegals when we have Veterans living in the streets. And now you want to reward these illegal criminals with a tax free incentive. We need to get these assholes out of office immediately they don’t care about American citizens at all they care about is our money and power.
    The American people are really getting pissed off and screwed from these corrupt democrats and if you still want a country you better wake up and vote these corrupt democrats out of office. Ask dumbass Kathy H. how much money she wasted on illegals in her state.

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