Zohran Mamdani reportedly gave illegal aliens “resistance training” that consisted mostly of telling them to hide indefinitely while he prepares to redistribute wealth that no longer exists, sources have confirmed.
In what critics are calling “socialism meets improv comedy,” Mamdani instructed attendees to “stand up to ICE by staying in private spaces… forever.”
A message that confused many since it combined aggressive defiance with the survival strategy of a house cat.
One attendee asked, “How do we work if we never leave home?”
Mamdani reportedly smiled like a man unveiling a magic trick and said, “That’s the beauty of socialism. I’ll just share the wealth!”
When someone politely reminded him he isn’t even in office yet, Mamdani allegedly whispered, “Shh. Not important. Just stay hidden, stay silent, and vote for me next election — like you did last time.”
Economists say the math behind Mamdani’s plan depends heavily on wealthy New Yorkers staying in New York.
Unfortunately for Mamdani and his followers, that population is currently relocating to Florida with the urgency of people fleeing a burning building.
One Republican strategist noted:
“At this rate, by the time Mamdani takes office, the entire upper-income bracket will be living in Naples, Florida, sipping margaritas and laughing. ”
Another said “There won’t be any wealth left to share — except maybe whatever’s in the Times Square fountain.”
As of press time, Mamdani was reportedly drafting a new policy proposal titled ‘Stand Your Ground, But Indoors,’ which sources say is just a blank sheet of paper with the words “Trust Me” written in crayon.














No offense, He needs to go back to India. I’m sure they have politicians there. He wants to get all the Jewish people out of NY. They have been there longer than this idiot. Just my opinion🙏😠🙏🙏
Unfortunately, the old adage that we get just the kind of government we deserve is true.
I really hope all who lives in New York, will relocate to another state and take ALL the money with them, this guy is counting on people being naive and stupid.
I watched your show about this gentleman and it perfectly described the story in the book Muslim Mafia. An American agent infiltrated CAIR and learned everything about the Islamic plan to infiltrate the west and this book was written based on what was learned. The FBI raided CAIR and found a “Manifesto” which described their plans. For some reason this has disappeared within the FBI. This was a number of years ago and CAIR, the Muslim Brotherhood and other jihadist organizations have been following this plan (quite successfully) for years. This plan is actually stated in the Quran where it states if you cannot defeat your enemy on the battlefield then infiltrate and subvert until you have defeated them internally. They have infiltrated the US at every level and Mamdami is probably their crowning achievement. Mayor of the biggest city in America, New York. Many in the democratic party have unknowingly been supporting these people who want to take down America. I have researched and read about this for a number of years and every day it seems like they grow stronger. Get people to read the Muslim Mafia and recognize that the enemy is within the gates. Don’t let them use “Islamophobia” as a way to shut you up and divert you away from the truth.