LOS ANGELES — Kamala Harris reportedly hosted another inspirational preaching session about the importance of living in diverse communities this week from her new $8 million home, located safely behind locked gates, security cameras, private walls, and several layers of extremely non-diverse zoning, sources have confirmed.
The speech began with Harris reminding Americans that community is strongest when everyone lives together, shares space, opens their hearts, and ideally does all of this somewhere far away from her driveway.
“We must understand that neighborhoods are neighborhoods because people neighbor in them,” Harris said, according to witnesses.
“And when people neighbor, they are neighboring in the context of being near other neighbors.”
Reporters then asked Harris how much diversity existed inside her own gated neighborhood, causing aides to panic and immediately blame a poor connection.
Sources say Harris froze mid-sentence, blinked twice, and whispered, “ChatGPT, help,” before her internal AI bot appeared to lose signal near the words “property values.”
One staffer explained that Harris supports diverse communities in principle, especially when the principles are printed on campaign signs and not located within walking distance of her kitchen.
Critics noted the irony of wealthy Democrats praising open neighborhoods while quietly choosing gates, guards, walls, alarms, private security, and HOA boards trained to repel anything louder than a landscaper.
As of press time, Harris had clarified that diversity is America’s strength, while privacy, gates, and eight million dollars of separation are simply her personal context.
How can Harris, a “public servant” afford an 8 million dollar house?
Her husband is a very high priced lawyer. His net worth is about 14 million.
It doesn’t matter how she can afford I’d. she lives in a gated community because she has been a target. She is still for the people and she is for the United States of America. She believes in us as individuals.
She is a fake black person.
And grand daddy owned over a 1000 slaves to keep his plantation running in Jamaica.
Exactly! You are so correct. REPEAL THE 19th AMENDMENT!
You are a delusional moron.
My comment is meant for S.E.W.
S.E.W.
If she lives in a gated community because she has been a target, then all targets would live in gated communities. They don’t ! They live in the same towns, villages, cities, suburbs that most of the rest of us live in !
She lives in a gated community because she can afford to, and chooses to.
It certainly does matter how she can afford to. The overwhelming majority of people who live in gated communities live in them because they have worked their asses off their entire lives
producing goods and services that provide value to us and to our society as a whole.
Their are however, a very small, very privileged, very elite group of people who can afford to live in gated communities because they have spent their lives grifting off the American taxpayer and producing absolutely nothing of value for anyone but themselves. K.H. is a politician who grifted hers as a member of that second group. As for as her being “for the people,”” for the United States,” and “ us as individuals,” convincing you of that is just part of her politician’s marketing plan to sell you on the grift !
You dumb bastards remember she lied to you for 4 years saying the border is secure while allowing 20-30 Million illegals invade our country and neighborhoods and you assholes want to praise this American destroying slut. She lied about brain dead Biden saying all the time he’s the smartest person she knows just shows you how incompetent she really is. I can’t even wast my time thinking about a traitor to our country. Just a lying corrupt traitor with big knee pads. Don’t know who’s stupider Harris or AOC two who have accomplished nothing for the American people or our country. Wake up assholes before it’s too late.
Ya,, what Sue said!!!👍
The ad about ” your condition is not dementia ” seems to fit nicely into thr article. I thought it was a quote from KH! Nice One!
Being black and female checked the qualifications box for VP choice