A seventh prominent Democrat has stepped forward urging President Joe Biden not to participate in the track & field events at the upcoming Paris Olympic games, citing concerns about his age.
“Are you kidding me?” asked an anonymous source close to Biden. “There’s no way he’s going to survive to the end of these events, let alone be able to compete in them. Who let this happen? Look, I know it’s unpleasant to inform someone that they’re simply too old and decrepit to participate in something like the triple jump or 100-meter dash, but we’ve got to be realistic here. We don’t want to embarrass ourselves on the world stage, you know?”
Democrats insisted that Joe Biden was physically fit and was perfectly suited to be on the United States track team, despite being some 60 years older than his teammates.
“Joe Biden can do anything he sets his mind to,” said Vice President Kamala Harris. “As long as it’s not riding a bike, expressing a thought, or leading the country in any way. But a pole vault? Yeah, I think Joe can handle that. I can’t think of anyone better equipped to lead our country [to Olympic gold medals] in 2024. And I’m not just saying that!”
As of press time, footage of Biden being dominated in several events was dismissed by the White House as being obviously fake.
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Is this real??? If poor President Biden has difficulty walking across a lawn, how on God’s green earth is he even remotely qualified to “join” the Olympics??? This makes no sense; it’s got to be a joke.