WASHINGTON — Senator John Fetterman reportedly emerged from a cloud wearing a cape, gym shorts, and the exhausted expression of a man forced once again to explain obvious things to his own party, sources have confirmed.
The dramatic entrance came after Democrats who had celebrated Graham Platner as the next great working-class hero suddenly began backing away from him at Olympic speed following a wave of damaging scandal reports.
According to insiders, several party leaders immediately claimed they had never heard of Platner, despite appearing beside him in photos, fundraisers, strategy calls, campaign emails, inspirational documentaries, and one suspiciously enthusiastic group hug.
“We support accountability,” one strategist explained while quietly deleting seventeen posts.
“We just prefer it arrive after the polling memo.”
Fetterman, however, reportedly refused to join the synchronized memory loss.
“Stop allying with dirtbags,” he allegedly said, causing several consultants to faint directly onto their values statements.
Political observers described the moment as rare: a Democrat publicly reminding other Democrats that moral superiority works better when you don’t keep lending it to people under investigation.
Progressive organizers reportedly tried to calm the room by forming a circle, repeating “this is not who we are,” and checking whether the phrase still tested well with suburban voters.
As of press time, Fetterman had reportedly hung up his cape, returned to his hoodie, and reminded aides that “not backing sketchy people” should not require a superhero origin story
Democrats hate everything that doesn’t fit in their little feeble narrative. Noticed they are very violent and been scratching Teslas and tearing down statues in a hissy fit. Notice they always use the “ forcing themselves on the female” from years ago with no credibility. Just to get rid of you. The Democrats are a lost cause without any morals or integrity. Vote red this upcoming election or you will see all states become like NY.
There is no grey area! ALL Democrats…… from A through Z are abominations! And ALL Mexicans steal hub caps! ALL white women speak with a vocal fry! And not ONE!!! NOT ONE black person knows whom their father is!
Generalization is all you posters know.
Go think for yourselves….. and possibly get syphilis while you are at it.
Sam,
Not ALL Democrats are abominations…
Just the Marxist/Socialist/Communist/Antisemitic Islamist ones
who currently have the power and control of your Democrat party.
Unless Fetterman becomes a Republican…
Then ALL Democrats will be abominations !
Well said
Hey Sam, save yourself some angst and stop reading the Daily Skrape and go back to non-stop viewing of MSNOW and TheView. That’s more your cup of tea.
Amen Tuna.
Sam, you are right of course. I just wish more common sense normal Democrats would quit voting for the party. They are way more good moral Democrat citizens out there than those who represent them in the congress and Senate.Yet, too many still listen to main stream media and march out there and vote the party line?! I was a Strong Union Democrat, but left the party years ago as they have clearly degenerated sinking to levels of corruption and lust for power, that once would be thought impossible. Too much TDS out there that has been perpetrated by the same corrupt news organizations once trusted, now a totally partisan arm of the Democrat Propaganda machine. .
LILLLLAgree with much of what you posted, but imho there’s an equal amount of corruption on both sides of the aisle. Democrats? Republicans? Might as well change their party names to Communists and Fascists. There are dangerously few politicians left in this country who aren’t ethically and morally bankrupt. Most seek office only to pad their own pockets.
Any party can be fascist. Look at what Biden did to his dissenters. He had them cancelled or investigated through media channels or investigated by the FBI. Mussolini was a fascist and a Socialist. Like Hitler, he just wasn’t an international Socialist. They did not share with the others, but Hitler committed the sin of attacking the motherland of international communism. Otherwise, I understand the Soviets liked what they were doing under state control—like making the trains run in time, but probably running everyone’s life by force.
Sam, You are right, can’t paint everyone with the same brush. I am Republican who would agree…Actually independent, that was once a Democrat. I just wish the majority of the Democrats, who I believe far outweigh the crazies, would wake upend quit voting for what I firmly believe is a treasonous party at this point. Unbelievable how far down the party has fallen. Sad.
you just generalized “all you posters” sorry, not sorry
LOL
Classy ending Sam…..
or California, Illinois, New Jersey, and so on.
Well spoken, nuff said
The Democrat’s lust for power at any cost just landed them in a dumpster fire.
I am a staunch Republican and Patriot who loves my country. Democrats are becoming socialist or communist., which has failed miserably since the fall of the Soviet Union and the deplorablel conditions in Cuba and other communist countries. But I do support Fetterman. He has cojones!
The democrat party has totally lost the plot. I have no doubt there are still plenty of them in ME who will vote for him regardless. MA senator Warren says Platner is her kind of man. I have to truly wonder if she thinks that now. As for Fetterman, well, he’s off the plantation and will not be allowed back on.
Platner’s conduct, behavior, and assault of women was apparently well known by many. SHAME on Democrats for not thoroughly investigating this creep before supporting him as a possible candidate.
Dig up Ted. He can run in a neighbor state.
Hatred works hand in hand with stupidity.
Don’t forget that the majority of the people who spent time with Epstein were democrats.
Didn’t he once suggest releasing the people from prison and other wacky nonsense like that—at least at first?
Leftists very well can be fascists. Hitler and Mussolini were fascists, but also Socialist—just nationalist ones. They didn’t share their conquests with Russia and Hitler even attacked Russia!
Well spoken, nuff said