In a revelation that has movie buffs and royal watchers alike scratching their heads, royal author Tom Quinn has claimed that the comedy movie ‘Ted,’ starring Mark Wahlberg, is actually based on the true life story of none other than Prince Andrew of England, sources have confirmed.
According to Quinn, the Prince is not only eccentric but also a passionate collector of teddy bears, which he arranges daily into a pyramid shape—an oddity that supposedly inspired the film’s quirky narrative.
The film, which features Wahlberg’s character navigating life with his foul-mouthed, hard-partying teddy bear, now casts Prince Andrew in a new light, suggesting that behind closed palace doors, royal life might be stranger than fiction. “It’s all about the bears,” Quinn stated in an interview, adding that Andrew’s teddies are arranged for ‘spiritual protection’ and not just for decoration.
As the royal family deals with the fallout of this bizarre claim, Buckingham Palace has yet to issue a formal response. Meanwhile, Seth MacFarlane, creator of ‘Ted,’ has jokingly tweeted about considering a third installment set at Buckingham Palace.
As of press time, souvenir shops in London were reportedly running low on teddy bears, while conspiracy theorists were busy drawing connections between other Hollywood films and royal family members.
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