President Joe Biden has awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Hillary Clinton and George Soros in a ceremony that underscored their influence on Democratic politics, sources have confirmed.
The event, infused with Democratic blue, unfolded in the White House gardens, where Biden humorously mixed up his speech, mistakenly quoting from a roast script about emails and money.
Clinton responded with humor, suggesting the medal was a more tangible accolade than past presidential acknowledgments, while Soros quipped about adding it to his collection of globally infamous awards. The medals, whimsically engraved with icons of emails and dollar signs, symbolized their storied legacies.
Outside, protesters waved signs about Benghazi and Soros-led conspiracies, contrasting with the choir inside singing “Money Makes the World Go Round.”
As Biden hinted at future medals possibly honoring countercultural figures from the 1960s, souvenir shops in D.C. seized the moment, selling replicas of the medals that whisper “But her emails…” when pressed, blending satire with the ceremonial pomp.
As of press time, collectors of political memorabilia were reportedly scrambling to get their hands on the “whispering” medals, hoping the next edition might say, “What about those emails?”
