WASHINGTON, D.C. — Kamala Harris reportedly demanded an emergency investigation after discovering federal law already prohibits noncitizens from voting in federal elections, only to learn the statute was signed during Bill Clinton’s presidency, sources have confirmed.
“This is outrageous,” Harris said while aides quietly wheeled a 1996 law book behind a curtain.
“Whoever did this must be held accountable.”
Staffers then informed her.
The room reportedly became very quiet.
Democratic strategists immediately convened a crisis meeting to determine how Republicans had weaponized a law Democrats helped create nearly three decades earlier.
One consultant proposed blaming Trump for inventing 1996.
Another suggested renaming proof of citizenship “administrative identity violence.”
Harris then warned that the SAVE America Act would force Americans to produce passports or birth certificates, prompting an intern to raise his hand and mention REAL IDs, military records, and alternative verification methods.
He was reassigned to Guam.
Party officials insisted the real problem was not illegal voting, but voters being asked uncomfortable questions like “Are you a citizen?” and “What does the bill actually say?”
Meanwhile, Republicans began reading legislation aloud, terrifying Washington with their newest extremist tactic: checking the paperwork.
As of press time, Democrats were searching desperately for Bill Clinton so they could ask why Republicans made him sign the law in 1996.
The Constitution establishes citizenship and protects voting rights, ensuring that citizens cannot be denied the right to vote based on race, sex, age (over 18), or failure to pay a poll tax, while granting states authority to regulate elections within these federal limits.
Citizenship
The 14th Amendment defines citizenship: all persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to its jurisdiction, are citizens of both the United States and the state where they reside. It also guarantees that no state can abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens, deprive any person of life, liberty, or property without due process, or deny equal protection under the law (Equal Protection Clause)
This establishes the legal foundation for who is recognized as a U.S. citizen and ensures that citizenship confers fundamental rights, including participation in elections.
18 U.S. Code § 611 – Voting by aliens
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(a)It shall be unlawful for any alien to vote in any election held solely or in part for the purpose of electing a candidate for the office of President, Vice President, Presidential elector, Member of the Senate, Member of the House of Representatives, Delegate from the District of Columbia, or Resident Commissioner, unless—
(1)the election is held partly for some other purpose;
(2)aliens are authorized to vote for such other purpose under a State constitution or statute or a local ordinance; and
(3)voting for such other purpose is conducted independently of voting for a candidate for such Federal offices, in such a manner that an alien has the opportunity to vote for such other purpose, but not an opportunity to vote for a candidate for any one or more of such Federal offices.
18 U.S. Code § 611 – Voting by aliens
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(a)It shall be unlawful for any alien to vote in any election held solely or in part for the purpose of electing a candidate for the office of President, Vice President, Presidential elector, Member of the Senate, Member of the House of Representatives, Delegate from the District of Columbia, or Resident Commissioner, unless—
(1)the election is held partly for some other purpose;
(2)aliens are authorized to vote for such other purpose under a State constitution or statute or a local ordinance; and
(3)voting for such other purpose is conducted independently of voting for a candidate for such Federal offices, in such a manner that an alien has the opportunity to vote for such other purpose, but not an opportunity to vote for a candidate for any one or more of such Federal offices.
Seems clear cut. Now if we can get, politicians, judges, lawyers, ACLU, Congress and the Trump haters to take reading lessons to understand and act in a positive manner read the Constitution and protect the public. Stop lobbyists from funding people in government and judges. Thanks for commenting Mr. Harvey.
Democrats enact/pass law, it backfires on them, and the Republicans are at fault. Harris, get a life, for once act like a grownup and accept what you Democrats have done. You have relied on people like Willy Brown for to long. All democrats know is, if it is bad, even though they were/are responsible for it, there is always someone else that they must blame. If something in Washington is good, and they had nothing to do with it, they will take credit. Democrats are a pathetic bunch. especially now since they are leaning so far to the left.
This inebriated bimbo like all radical liberals wants to win an election through legal or illegal methods. She cares nothing for the American people and treat us like we are too stupid to make a intelligent discission when in fact we did make a intelligent decision just by sending her packing.
She holds the rights of non citizens and illegals above legal citizens who pay taxes. All they care about is “winning”, at any cost.