In a shocking fast-food fallout, Krispy Kreme has ended its steamy fling with Ronald McDonald, sources have confirmed.
The chain cited “irreconcilable cravings” after Ronald’s insatiable demand for free doughnuts drained Krispy Kreme’s glaze reserves, leaving them financially frosted.
“He’d waltz in with that clown grin, expecting a dozen freebies daily,” sobbed a Krispy Kreme manager. “Our ovens couldn’t keep up!”
Ronald, spotted sulking outside a McDonald’s with a soggy McFlurry, allegedly pressured Krispy Kreme to launch a McRib-filled doughnut, a culinary crime that pushed the chain over the edge.
Insiders reveal Krispy Kreme’s CEO, fed up with Ronald’s balloon-animal tantrums, issued an ultimatum: pay full price or get out.
Ronald chose the latter, vowing to “flip burgers with the King” instead.
As of press time, Krispy Kreme is rebounding with a “Single and Glazed” campaign, while Ronald’s been seen juggling fries alone. Love may be sweet, but this breakup’s left a hole bigger than a doughnut center.
When my ex wanted a divorce, she simply told me, “ Eat it Clown ! “
Then she joined a dating sight where her profile read, “ Single and glazeable !”
Due to the fact That KC ‘s will not rot and the other place serves more than questionable things.
I say that was a good departure