Following his controversial pardon of his son Hunter last week, President Joe Biden has demanded that the courts must return all evidence acquired during the investigation, including his son’s extensive personal collection of crack cocaine, sources confirm.
“This better have all my crack in it,” said Hunter Biden, upon being handed a box that was confiscated from him last year. “I counted it all up and know exactly how much was in there, so don’t even think about trying any funny business with me. I swear to god, if this thing is one rock short I’ll have my dad here so fast you won’t know what happened. He’s still in charge for another few weeks, you know.”
The public was outraged at the latest manipulation of the justice system for Hunter Biden.
“Will that man ever face consequences?” asked local citizen Morris Parker. “I have family members in jail for minor drug offenses and Hunter Biden is like a superhero whose superpower is invulnerability to the law. It makes me sick. Did you see how much crack they gave him? That was crazy.”
As of press time, Joe Biden had Disneyland closed to the public for the day so that his son could wander the park and smoke crack in peace.
I thought drugs and drug paraphernalia was illegal, specifically after use? It is then destroyed and thrown away?
Shhhhhh!! Some of the coke rocks replaced with fentanyl and cyanide.
Waiting 4 moderation, AGAIN.
Enjoy your life while you can because you will pay the price some day when you face the Big Boy up stairs you and your disgusting family will not get away by trying to use your evil power to talk your way out for what you did to this country and the wrong you did and got away with remember no one is above the law and the means you too
Hmmmmm, if’n he (Hunter) is in possession of or actually smokes crack, doesn’t that criminal behavior come AFTER his pathetic excuse of a “daddy” pardoned him for previous criminal activities and thus open that worthless POS to new criminal proceedings?? Surely he can’t possibly get a blanket pardon for FUTURE CRIMINAL activities…or did that SENILE old POS insure his LOSER son can continue to thumb his nose at the legal system and violate all laws with impunity?!?
So, the Babylon Bee changed their name to the Daily Skrape. Funny.
Biden scumbags
You almost had me convinced this was real, until you added the part that Hunter closed Disneyland for the day so his son could roam around and smoke crack! Obviously fake news.
You obviously have never been to Disney world after hours! The debauchery makes the sisters of perpetual indulgence look like altar boys.
Just shows how corrupt and evil the Biden are. Demands his crack? He is surely a druggie. Any other person would be in the slammer without pardon, and no drugs returned.
Is this true? If so, it’s unbelievable!
I can not believe that his daddy pardoned him to begin with let alone want his crack cocaine back. Other criminals don’t get their stash back why should he be any different! I will be so happy when they are gone.
So stupid!!!! Hunter and his father need yo leave America and stay away.
Is this actually a fact? If so, I would like to know the sources
Might as well be, that’s what gonna happen.
It would seem that if Hunter is found to be in possession of illegal drugs, he could be charged again since it is past December 1, 2024, which is after the date covered by demented Joe’s pardon of his criminal offspring.
This is absolutely INSANE, he should be in jail especially if it’s in his house with his toddler child there!!
China Joe gave his son a get out of jail card for FEDERAL crimes only!! In Ohio on our tax forms it refers to information from our Federal form. If you have cheated on your federal tax form, you Have Cheated on your state Tax Form as well. In California he plead guilty to 1.2 or 1.5 Million dollars he didn’t pay taxes on. Why can’t /won’t they go after the money he owes? What other states has he been defrauding on his taxes? Maryland, Virginia? The accommodations in club fed aren’t too bad, however you can’t carry or use money in most state prisons. Here in Ohio he’d wind up T Chillicothe (stamping license plates or welding bed frames or snow plow blades), or Lima(making cardboard boxes for soap,or lottery tickets or making tables and desks) or London making sheets or under wear or soap. Ohio Penal Industries will find him a job.
He and his father should be in jail for treason. Shouting down Disneyland for his son for a crackhead unbelievable. Disneyland should of said No the is a place for kids not crackheads
The pardon was for actions through 01 December 2024.
Since Hunter walked out with all that cocaine after that date, why was he not arrested for possession of drugs?
The law should have taken him into protective custody and set the arraignment after 20 January 2025.
Hold him on the pen as a flight risk.
Should have forced Joe into another pardon.
AFTER ALL HUNTER IS A CHIP OF THE OLD BLOCK.