WASHINGTON — Democrats were rushed into emergency therapy this week after learning Dana White plans to bring legendary stuntman Travis Pastrana’s dirt bike backflip to the White House lawn for America’s 250th anniversary and President Trump’s birthday, sources have confirmed.
The event is expected to include UFC fighters, American soldiers, fireworks, flags, flyovers, stunt bikes, and at least 19 activities MSNBC has already classified as “pre-coup behavior.”
“This is terrifying,” screamed AOC while pointing at a motorcycle helmet. “
A man flying through the air on a dirt bike while Americans cheer is exactly how democracies die.”
Hakeem Jeffries condemned the celebration as “extreme MAGA joy,” warning that if Trump is allowed to combine patriotism, combat sports, and gravity, Americans may briefly forget to hate each other.
Bernie Sanders objected after learning the dirt bike had two wheels.
“No one needs two wheels,” Sanders shouted.
“One wheel is enough. The second wheel should be redistributed to someone without transportation.”
Sources say Pastrana originally pitched the idea to Dana White expecting to be laughed out of the room, but White allegedly stood up, saluted a bald eagle that had entered through the window, and said, “Finally, a government program I can support.”
Progressive activists immediately filed a lawsuit demanding the backflip be replaced with a silent taxpayer-funded panel on sustainable disappointment.
As of press time, Trump had approved the stunt, Dana White had added cage fights, the Army had brought tanks, and Democrats were warning that America’s 250th birthday could lead to dangerous levels of freedom if left unsupervised
Thank you, Mr. Artist, for producing signs and info in plain English. These memes are much better now!!
Amen, didn’t get the Olde way of unreadable signs, etc.!
I agree…
I think AOC’s “ I love taxpayer fun,” badge should have a slash on it though.
ie. “ I DONT love taxpayer fun !”
So the Dems are OK with transgender celebration on the White House, including the topless ones, but America cannot celebrate 250yrs .. .in an All-American kind of way????
Maybe at the Celebration have a Rodeo with Donkey Busting.
Lassoed the donkeys to the ground, the Democrats Mascot.