NEW YORK — One of the newest rising voices in the socialist movement, Chevalier, reportedly stunned Democratic Socialists of America members this week after proudly identifying Sweden and Norway as socialist countries, forcing the group to pause its revolution long enough to locate a basic economics textbook, sources have confirmed.
The confusion began during a DSA strategy meeting titled Countries We Pretend To Understand, where Chevalier allegedly pointed to Scandinavia on a map and declared, “See? Socialism works. They have healthcare, snow, and emotionally unavailable furniture.”
The room briefly applauded before one intern whispered that Sweden and Norway both have market economies, private property, billionaires, corporations, and enough capitalism to make Bernie Sanders nervously adjust his mittens.
“That can’t be true,” Chevalier reportedly responded.
“They have trains and maternity leave. That’s literally Marx.”
DSA officials immediately formed an Emergency Scandinavian Rebranding Committee to determine whether countries can still be called socialist if they allow businesses to exist, people to own things, and IKEA to make a profit selling $9 meatballs and particleboard.
One activist suggested the group pivot to Venezuela, but the idea was rejected after someone accidentally checked how that turned out.
By midday, Chevalier had reportedly updated the definition of socialism to mean “any country with taxes, clean streets, or vibes.”
As of press time, DSA members had announced a new education campaign explaining that real socialism has never been tried, except in every country they point to before being corrected.
People and kids are getting more stupid each day. Public schools have failed to teach the subjects but rather be an activist. Socialism DOES NOT work you idiots!!!
Not one stupid person pushing for this can provide me one country that this works.
I cannot be in the same room as these retards because it gives me a headache.
Douche-alism
It’s ironic that the young people supporting these dumb ideas… don’t know that socialist and communist countries have their own oligarchs, looking at you first Russia. And the people pushing this DSA B.S. will be the rich ones, in charge and living a life of excess.
Anyone who believes communism works is a dangerous, mentally deficient dumbass.
Communism has never worked to make any country better. It has made every country worse and led to misery, suffering, and deep lakes and fast flowing rivers of blood.
They also don’t realize a Nazi isn’t just a person who hates Jews. They hate everyone who isn’t white.