NAPA COUNTY, CA — The 86-year-old husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was reportedly charged after a hit-and-run crash over the Fourth of July weekend, prompting Pelosi aides to insist the entire situation was a dangerous example of government overreach, mostly because the government had overreached all the way to noticing, sources have confirmed.
The incident allegedly occurred after he left wine country, hit the gas, turned left, and continued home with the steady confidence of a man who has spent decades watching powerful people glide away from consequences in real time.
“This was not a hit-and-run,” said one Pelosi aide.
“This was a senior statesman conducting a mobile field study on infrastructure contact, private property boundaries, and the legal elasticity of being connected.”
Witnesses say the vehicle continued moving after the crash, which Democrats immediately described as “forward progress.”
When officers arrived, staffers reportedly demanded to know whether law enforcement had a warrant, a subpoena, or at least a signed permission slip from Nancy.
“This is exactly how authoritarianism starts,” said another aide.
“First they charge an elderly political spouse after a crash. Next thing you know, they expect members of Congress to follow insider trading laws.”
Sources say Pelosi remained calm, explaining that sometimes life is simple: hit the gas, turn left, sip the wine, and let an aide call it democracy.
As of press time, the family had blamed the incident on right-wing roads, and a clearly partisan stop sign.
He will not be charged because of who he is married to. Rules and laws dont apply to these people. It’s ashamed that they can get away with it.
You are absolutely right Kathy. NOTHING ever happens to these people.
You’re absolutely correct. NOTHING ever happens to these people.
Love the humor guys. Keep up the good work!
What ever happen to “Pops” with the coverup when he failed to pay for services he received from the gay guy?
This family is so corrupted, first she started the J6 inciting and she made the San Franny police piss themselves to cover up her gay husband’s activities. Democrats are very corrupted.
I agree with Gunny.
I don’t know who is worse, Jill or Nancy ? Both still pushing their elderly husbands for their own gaines to do things they should no longer be doing, instead of caring for and protecting them from themselves !
Love the humor!
Paul Pelosi, commonly known as PP, should start a move forbidding members of government from being married to old people. They can, of course, marry illegals who can’t read or understand English but can also drive erratically thus proving that it is the fault of the government.