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Biden Promises To Violate Some New Amendments if Re-Elected

Joe King by Joe King
May 15, 2024
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President Joe Biden announced on a campaign stop earlier today his intentions to widen his focus and violate some more amendments if elected to a second term, sources have confirmed. 

“We’re gonna go bigger and better, you can believe that,” said Biden, to rapturous applause at a speech he gave in Boston earlier today. “I’ve been reading the Constitution, and it turns out there’s all kinds of fun shit we can do besides just violating the very first amendment that’s in there. My second term is going to be phenomenal. I hope you guys in red states like soldiers quartered in your home!” 



Despite the warm reception from liberals, others were concerned with Biden’s intentions. 

“Wait, they like that sort of thing?” asked local undecided voter Mike Warner. “Oh but let me guess, only when their guy does it? Yeah, that checks out. Biden could reinstate slavery and Democrats would hoot and holler for it. Let’s just be careful everybody, and maybe stock up on booze in case Joe decides to roll back the 21st Amendment next.” 

As of press time, Biden had revised the 19th Amendment, which now guarantees women voters the right to vote as long as it’s for a Democrat. 

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  1. Mary says:
    2 years ago

    Biden sounds more like a dictator than a leader of the free world . He’s finding it humorous to take back some basic rights and informing us if we don’t comply we will be jailed . He needs to be out of office . He just pulls out the executive order pen and no one can stop it . Where is our congress ? Executive order is being used way too often . It’s like we don’t have a say . This can’t continue. Please vote him out!

    Reply
  2. Karl Beilstein says:
    2 years ago

    Democrats finally showing their true colors. Sad!!!

    Reply
  3. Philp Simon says:
    2 years ago

    Biden will never keep a promise, he lies to himself.

    Reply
  4. Frank P Lewis says:
    2 years ago

    Why is America tolerating this continuing reign of insanity and the destruction of our Republic?? Democrats & Republicans alike are only finger pointing at each other while doing NOTHING to Protect & Defend our Constitution/Bill of Rights!
    Professional Politicians are not in the best interest of their constituents and our country! Term limits with consequences for failures to perform their duties!
    Question??? Why do incumbents need to raise funds for reelection they had a full term(s) to prove their worth and dedication to their constituents??
    Answer!!! Promises made VS Actual Results!! Wake up Americans, We only have ONE POLITICAL PARTY ( 2 sides of the same coin)! 🪙 Profiit, Power, & Propaganda!

    Reply
  5. Geoffrey Capko says:
    2 years ago

    Biden has never been a leader. He has always been a grifter. He has no respect for the rule of law or our Constitution. He is a Dictator! He is also a traitor to America!

    Reply
  6. William says:
    2 years ago

    Joe Biden’s history in Congress should be known by every voter. Anything that came up in Congress, that would have either benefited or some way been good for this Country and the “true” and “legal” citizens, he (Biden) voted “against it”. Now, just because he somehow got voted in to the office of President, people believe he is doing a great job. Wake up people, you are being “gaslighted” every time he opens his mouth. The economy is in the shit, the dept is going out of sight (your great grand kids will not even be able to pay it off), all the jobs he claims to have created are mostly people going back to work because there is no “free money” coming, more people are losing their jobs because of businesses shutting down due to more government regulations, we are buying oil from our enemies, and losing job to them at the same time. This is just part of his “Build Back Better” bullshit program. More to come !!

    Reply
    • Mark Jord says:
      2 years ago

      Well said William. You are exactly right!

      Reply
  7. Jim martin says:
    2 years ago

    Biden has always been a fraud and huckster

    Reply
  8. Ali ByGolly says:
    2 years ago

    WTF? He is going to send soldiers against people in Red States. Who died and made him Dictator? Tyranny, pure and simple!

    Reply
  9. Duties says:
    2 years ago

    JoeBama reads, or tries to, whatever Obama posts on the teleprompter.

    Reply
  10. Allen Olson says:
    2 years ago

    The only place Biden will be going is to jail. Most people are aware of the fact that he did not win the 2020 election. The latest proof to imerge comes from the state of Georgia, the facts are irrefutable. Most Americans have reached the precipice and in November we will take our Country back, make no mistake about that.

    Reply
  11. Dave says:
    2 years ago

    The folks writing satire are in for a challenge. The Democrats are making them all prophets.

    Reply

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