Biden reportedly flew into a rage after President Trump retroactively un-pardoned all turkeys pardoned during Biden’s term, ruling that birds pardoned by autopen “never received fully conscious clemency,” sources have confirmed.
Biden insisted he did personally pardon the 2024 turkeys, even though multiple witnesses say he spent the entire ceremony gently petting a Secret Service agent while calling him, “my sweet feathery boy.”
According to staffers, Biden later apologized to the officer, claiming he “thought his suit was unusually warm.”
Kamala Harris then attempted to clarify the situation with a speech that instantly set a new world record for causing migraines.
“A turkey,” she began slowly, pointing dramatically at the air, “is a turkey. And when a turkey is pardoned… the turkey becomes… not a turkey.
It becomes a concept. A symbolism. A future.”
Reporters reportedly begged her to sit down before she triggered another supply chain crisis.
Trump defended his decision by declaring that “America doesn’t accept pardons signed by robots or anyone who thinks bacon is offensive,” and then jokingly re-interviewed all surviving turkeys to ensure none had “woke tendencies.”
As of press time… Biden was seen angrily yelling at a pigeon: “Tell them I pardoned you — I did, not a robot!”
He is acting weirder & weirder. Don’t u have more important things to do, than try to counter attack everything Obama & Biden did? Damn ur the president, start acting like one. Maybe save a country? try to get piece n the middle east? Something presidential! Goddamn
Get the fuck over it. How about the party of your commie,marxist,socialist dummycraps who attacke and persecuted Trump everyday of his first term and impeaching him every chance they could, then kept it up every single day he was out of office for four years, and continue to every single day again. Trump is doing the job brain dead commie Joe couldn’t do every single day. Name one thing Joe did for our country except give it away to illegals and foreigners. Sit down and shut the fuck up.
Way to go Peter!
Always pay attention to those who are telling the crap . Open the sore and follow the truth to the source ! Put on you big person pants because this battle has just begun . Our enemies depend on wearing us down to regain their power. Using the boob tube / education system and every idiot around the world to destroy what real Americans built Not what they are told is America and it’s people. God doesn’t need or use weak people . We are not only black and illegal fatigued . We are democrat and all politicians fatigued . Being they are the ones who have for 24/7 thrown the hammer down on us with their ridiculous crap. And do not intend to stop. They hate this country and their power and greed is causing this. They must be removed and destroyed at all cost . If Democrats are allowed to continue. There will be no American to try and save. America is broke and half of America wants to move on . From what Our enemies are our own government Because people like Democrats never leave . And republicans have never been anthing except spineless democrat anus connections Both parties caused this.By keeping America shut down they gave themselves $5000 a month starting in July 2025 . For security. Now that amount has grown to $2.2 billion . While we are robbed and replaced for their control . It was democrats that gave the rest of the world our industry. Now we have no GDP to provide a workforce for Americans.All while keeping up 70 million illegals. Democrats brought all these illegals in to America to insure our death .Democrats were the ones who kept the government closed. Democrats who voted to not pay our military are now trying to turn them Against a sitting president. And cause a war that will end America forever . They stay around the fringes of DC until God removes them. They inbreed and have, since the inception of our country.
They are the ones that destroy. It was their ancestors that tried to eradicate the Indians. They are the ones that brought blacks to America as their slaves .
They are the ones that are our own murderers
Mmmmm…
Bacon !
Who and why is someone or anyone allowed Biden to speak in public he’s like the walking dead a true zombie he has doll like eyes or shark eyes the dead look nobody home look.
He’s a disgrace to himself and the more he talks the worst it gets. He belongs in a nursing home and Jill should be charged with elder abuse. Just really shows you how incompetent his presidency really was and who was really in charge of our country because it wasn’t B.D. Biden
I ask ! Does America have more people to put into office instead of the re-cycled criminals.That’s not incompetency . That’s greed and evil walking in his depends .
That’s democrats never leaving . They have inbred with one another ever since our inception for control. That’s how Obama and Cheney are related to the Bush Family. Barbara Bush was the illegitimate child of the head of the German Nazi regime . Always there always spewing and destroying. Always conning always propping up the rapist the murderer the pervert the brainless moron they hid in the basement. Now they are dragging out the fool along with the pervert and the rapist And the Republican Nazi Bush Family
It’s amazing how many Americans are so blind as to the disaster we are in
Magoo is pathetic .I suspect that what they are rolling out is a clone or made up look alike. Think about it ! . He took a dump in his pants on the world stage. And couldn’t find his own bum.
Yet he can give speeches.