President Joe Biden has revealed his latest demand to participate in a debate with Republican candidate Donald Trump; the ability to stay in bed the entire time.
“I’m up for a debate, there’s no doubt about that,” said Biden, the 81-year-old President. “I just have a series of ultra-specific demands that must be met unless I absolutely will not participate. You know how people have always, always stood up at these things? Well, I think it’d be better if we were laying in a big bed in our pajamas like we were Charlie’s grandparents in the Willy Wonka movie.”
“That’s the only way I’ll do it,” he added.
Though many have said it’s merely the latest example of the President being worried about how he’d fare in a traditional debate against Trump, his supporters thought otherwise.
“A brilliant chess move by Biden if you ask me,” said local democrat Alan Davis. “Trump always brags about what a great negotiator he is. Well now’s your chance, Donnie. So far it looks like Biden’s getting everything he wants on this one. If they’re eating Dairy Queen when the debate starts, you’ll know Trump caved on everything.”
As of press time, Biden had issued a further demand that everyone speak really slowly during the debate, please.
Biden knows he could beat Trump in a debate. He would have a hard time knowing who he was debating! It is not funny but you have to laugh at him make a fool of himself.
What a looser !! How can he serve the country if he can not even sit up or stand up and why must everyone speak REALLY SLOWLY. WOW
RELPACE HIM WITH ANYONE
How can he serve the country if he can not even sit up or stand up and why must everyone speak REALLY SLOWLY. WOW
RELPACE HIM WITH ANYONE
You have to be kidding me … have a debate lying in bed . How stupid ! I think it’s because Biden can’t stand for 2 hrs . I think it’s fair for Trump to insist no drugs . If Biden won’t agree to that then Trump should not agree to lay in bed for a debate .
“Come On Man” ,,,This whole “Debate in Bed” is Nothing but Political Satire.
Wake up and Smell the Geritol,
Biden has really lost his sense of eeality. He has definitely been watching way to many movies. First Dirty Harry, now Willie Wonka.
If they have to stay in bed during the entire affair, then it should also be stipulated that they both wear undies.
is this with or without the c-pap machine?
also, shouldnt the alarm clock go off before each question??
Lie not Lay, but it’s funny