Anchorage, AK — Panic swept through Democratic headquarters today after President Trump’s unexpected peace summit with Vladimir Putin in Alaska showed signs it might bring peace, sources have confirmed.
According to multiple hyperventilating cable news anchors, the possibility of the Ukraine war ending has left Democrats scrambling for fresh campaign material.
“If Trump stops the fighting, we might have to talk about gas prices or crime — and that’s just not our brand,” admitted one DNC aide while frantically knitting a “War is My Love Language” sweater.
Protests erupted outside the summit, with paid demonstrators holding signs reading “War Is Good, Actually” and “Diplomacy = Dictatorship.”
One organizer confessed they were “just here for the money,” before asking if hazard pay applied to standing in view of an American flag.
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez warned, “Peace is dangerous — it could lower demand for our protest merch.”
Meanwhile, in a “just in case” swing to save face, Hillary Clinton said, “If Trump actually accomplishes peace, I’ll recommend him for the Nobel Prize,” prompting speculation over whether she’s protecting her legacy or quietly leaning right.
As of press time, Democrats were scrambling to remove Hillary from their woke dinner retreats, citing “unacceptable proximity to bipartisan results.”
There’s no doubt Hillary would love to make nice with the President ! Considering the tons of documentation/ evidence of her thousands of crimes !
Since the democrats as Clint Eastwood said pussified our Military And we are just beginning to man up again !
America is not yet ready to take on the other superpower.
Are you ready for your children to die or to be nuked
As Trump has said Of which evil Hillary knows. Putin is a crazy man. And his finger is just inches away from pushing the nuclear war head missiles they have aimed at us. Calmer heads must prevail. The war with Ukraine is Biden and the democrats baby. They milked Americans out of billions of dollars for that war. Of which we have nothing to show for our money except a more vile wicked evil Democratic Party . And they are still working behind the scenes to prop Zelensky up. Folks he literally was a entertainer not a military man His wife just received her $4 million dollar car We paid for.
Think that one through. !
If our government quit keeping up illegals and paying for wars and the UN . Our homeless would not be homeless anymore .
But that’s not the Democrats agenda. Our death is
Not a damned thing is going to change in the Ukraine. Putin wants total control in the region. His goal is to have the old soviet union back in control,
You are 100 % right. And Putin is as crazy as it gets. He is Bill Clinton’s KGB friend . After the last 4 yrs . Soros and the NGO’s took out the government of Ukraine. No body every asks the Ukrainians who speak Russian what they want Zelensky killed all of those who opposed him. Our country is at war within And those who are Americans who are being paid to stand with our enemies within are the immediate danger. Putin has always had the ability to strike us We have known for over 50 yrs he never stopped with the missiles aimed At California first then all across America. Biden and the democrats depleted our military while republicans sucked Their thumbs . And our food supplies were and are being destroyed Placing over 60 million illegals on our backs Now those illegals are trying to kill us with the judges and democrats approvals. And a Trillion dollars a year to keep them up While turning our Military into pink panty useless idiots Who thought joining was just for sex changes.
Americans who still want to be free must stand together No matter who is in our chambers It’s we the people who die. They just linger around forever Those under 60 never knew the phrase
He might be a turd But he is ours. That’s family !
Here’s hoping you have a nice day .
Of course when Hillary realizes that Trump might actually get a Nobel Prize her self serving self swoops in to take false credit and bask in the spotlight… So predictable !
Now that I see that Trump’s private part has digits and an opposable thumb, I understand how
he gets so much more work done than anybody else !