Tech titan Elon Musk shocked the world, appearing at a White House farewell with a black eye, allegedly courtesy of Brigitte Macron, during a heated Hanoi summit, sources have confirmed.
The incident reportedly unfolded after Musk, horsing around with French President Emmanuel Macron’s wife, suggested she “join his Mars colony as First Lady,” prompting a swift slap that left Musk bruised.
Conservatives on X erupted, with one user quipping, “Brigitte’s slap is stronger than Macron’s leadership!”
Trump, on Truth Social, roared, “Elon should’ve dodged like he dodges taxes—tremendous!”
The right mocked Musk’s galactic flirting, tying it to Macron’s own play-fight slap from Brigitte days earlier, while liberals called it “fake news,” despite Musk’s cheeky denial, “I wasn’t even in France!”
Brigitte, 72, laughed off the drama, saying, “Elon needed a reality check!”
As of press time, Musk was reportedly designing a “Slap-Proof” SpaceX helmet for his next diplomatic trip.
Well it probably came from Steven Miller . When Elon took his wife when he left the White HouseShe too worked for this administration! Supposedly to work for him. After how many women slept with him and have had his children At least 18 children.
Musk reminds me of my sisters ex Muslim husband . Since their divorce he has dropped his sperm all over Europe. Thank God he can’t come back to America . Why ? Because he threatened the leader of Jordan . That’s what Palestinians do . They have hundreds of children. Women are worth less than their goats.
Breeding like rats. Supposedly only if they have enough money to keep them up . Can they have that many . Well Musk can keep his children up with his fortune. But most Muslims in America live off of us. Especially all of their wives and children after the first wife who can’t . Like all illegals They are here to out breed to take over! That’s their words not mine. Although you are braindead if you can’t see this . .