In a seismic political jab, President Donald Trump is set to rename California’s San Andreas Fault as “Joe Biden’s Fault,” blaming his predecessor for every shake, rattle, and roll, sources have confirmed.
Insiders say Trump, reveling in his second term, sees the rebrand as a “tremendous” way to troll Democrats while cementing his legacy.
“Biden broke everything—why not the ground?” Trump quipped at a Mar-a-Lago rally, prompting MAGA cheers.
Geological surveys be damned, conservatives on X are hailing the move as “genius,” with memes dubbing quakes “Biden’s Blunders.”
California liberals, already fuming over Trump’s border wins, called the rename “childish,” while Governor Newsom vowed to keep “San Andreas” on state maps.
Seismic experts warn renaming won’t change tectonic reality, but Trump’s team is reportedly designing “Biden’s Fault” road signs.
As of press time, Trump was pitching a reality show, Fault Lines with Sleepy Joe, to air on Truth Social.
They say if the truth fits ! Well it fits. It fits every democrat politician and voter
Plus their useful republican anus connections
I LOVE it.