WASHINGTON, D.C. — Progressive lawmakers erupted in outrage this week after U.S. Park Police arrested multiple suspects connected to vandalism at the National Mall’s Reflecting Pool, sources have confirmed.
According to investigators, the arrests accidentally disrupted what insiders are calling Operation Orange Fingerprint, an alleged effort to create another anti-Trump news cycle while simultaneously posting social media graphics about “healing” and “unity.”
Members of the Deep Left Squad reportedly reacted with horror upon learning that the people spray-painting national monuments and tearing holes in the Reflecting Pool’s sealant had been arrested before cable news hosts could blame “dangerous MAGA rhetoric.”
“This is unconstitutional,” one outraged activist reportedly shouted.
“Destroying historical landmarks is a sacred form of peaceful expression when Republicans are in office.”
AOC allegedly demanded immediate hearings, insisting Americans have a constitutional right to vandalize federal property provided the resulting photographs make President Trump look insensitive.
Sources say she was particularly furious at reports the Reflecting Pool may soon be restored, raising the terrifying possibility that she could once again see her own reflection.
Meanwhile, confused tourists gathered around the Reflecting Pool wondering why people claiming to save democracy keep trying to write slogans on statues.
Political analysts say the incident marks the first time alleged vandals have been arrested before receiving honorary contributor contracts from major media outlets.
As of press time, activists had begun denouncing the Lincoln Memorial itself for failing to resist arrest.
It sounds like satire but it probably isn’t.
Nothing is “satire” with libtards!
Simple summation of the left. They are Evil !!!!
Really very stupid anti American people. Yet we have a sitting congress person furious the criminals were caught?????? AOC IS ANTI AMERICAN PERIOD AS WELL AS THE PEOPLE WHO VOTE FOR HER.
She is mentally ill
Good ole AOC! Brain dead , bartender who miraculously was voted into office by a bunch of other brain dead voters! So now liberals are allowed to defame federal property! Her ass shouod be thrown in jail and her life time pension stopped!
Hard jail time for anybody that is or appears to be anti-American. This is what our forefathers would want.
AOC is an idiot that is rooting for socialism that will destroyed this country from within. Democrats hated America and they are not a peaceful party. Oh what happened , run out of Teslas to scratch??
The thinking of “those people” is staggering. They can leave OUR country anytime.
was anyone actually arrested?
Simple summation of the left. They are Evil !!!!
The problem with lefties is they have no alternative to make things better.
You have a fake verification system running on your site, that is downloading a trojan on systems. Fuck you assholes!
Take Every One Of Those Deep State Liberals & Execute Them Now!
I Am Tired Of All This Crap From The Left With Just A Slap On The Wrist.
they should arrest the squad too and issue felonies! IF THE POLICE AND LAWMAKERS WILL GET TOUGHER ON THESE CRIMINALS A LOT OF THIS CRAP WILL STOP! WAKE UP!