WASHINGTON — Hunter Biden reportedly became so deeply offended by President Trump’s UFC Freedom 250 event at the White House that he immediately challenged Donald Trump Jr. to a cage fight, leaving Americans wondering whether the left’s official anti-violence platform now includes scheduled violence, sources have confirmed.
Hunter announced the challenge in a lengthy social media post allegedly written sometime between emotional recovery, personal branding, and whatever level of confidence makes a man think, “You know what America needs? More Biden cage fighting.”
“This event promoted violence,” Hunter wrote.
“That’s why I am bravely demanding the opportunity to punch Donald Trump Jr. in a cage until democracy heals.”
Sources say Hunter was mostly upset he was not invited to Freedom 250, where UFC fighters, flags, soldiers, and cheering Americans celebrated the country without first checking whether the Biden family had a son available to embarrass them.
Hunter also criticized Joe Rogan for promoting violence, then immediately clarified that his own fight challenge was different because it came from a place of trauma, truth, and possibly three unread text messages from Jill asking him to come home.
After learning other presidents had hosted sporting events at the White House, Hunter reportedly paused, squinted, and said, “Yeah, but this one made me mad, so it’s fascism.”
As of press time, Joe and Jill were reviewing Hunter’s permission slip, Don Jr. was still laughing, and Americans were asking one simple question: how high does Hunter have to get before he challenges someone to a cage match?
Does everyone remember the old advertisement “This is Your Brain On Drugs.” Hunter should be their Poster Boy.
One hit and Hunter’s heart will seize up and explode from all his drug abuse.
Please this convicted felon that was pardoned by his Daddy, is a joke.
I hope this clown takes a 8 ball and disappears for good. I am tired of Jill and Slow Biden showing up like they did a great thing for this country. Please go away and let real Americans enjoy great sporting events, not everyone likes the rainbow cross dressing homos dancing in thongs in front of the White House. That was a national embarrassment.
Big bad Hunter wants to fight an 80 year old. The Bidens have no shame.
Never mind. He challenged Don Jr
Is Hunter paying his child support?
His sugar daddy probably is because he got his bills paid by him.
Hunter brain cells are as mushy as his father’s brain is. Two full diapers of brain sh-t. Just another disgraceful family history will remember for ever full of corruption and lies.
HA, HA, HA Don Jr. would kick his ass.
Who cares if that dope adled POS is offended? Hes the scum of the earth like the rest of his corrupt family. A hot crack in hell awaits the whole perverse deviant family.
Hunter is an idiot. He can’t even pay child support he was ordered to pay. He cries he’s poor so the judge reduces his support payments and can’t even pay that. Mrs Roberts needs to drag him back to court and up his support payments. That dope smoking worthless human being is just an embarassment to the whole world. But than again the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.