WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki reportedly became furious after journalists praised Karoline Leavitt, forcing Democrats to confront the possibility that reporters prefer press secretaries who answer questions, sources have confirmed.
Veteran correspondents compared the transition to trading in an old government sedan.
The Psaki 2021 featured seventeen months of mileage, a permanently flashing “Circle Back” light, question-avoidance steering, and a Biden-location tracker that frequently displayed “Searching…”
The Leavitt model arrived with policy knowledge, adversarial-press compatibility, functioning answers, and a president reporters could generally locate.
Psaki immediately demanded a recall.
“How is this fair?” she asked.
“We had binders.”
White House reporters then praised Leavitt for understanding Trump’s positions and willingly engaging hostile questions, causing Psaki to stare into the camera like someone had just informed her the warranty expired.
The administration held a farewell event thanking Leavitt for her service.
Reporters applauded.
Staffers applauded.
Even journalists who regularly argued with her applauded.
President Trump also issued a statement thanking Leavitt for her work, praising her performance, and noting that he looks forward to working with her again in the future.
Across town, Psaki sat beneath a homemade banner reading THANK YOU JEN, waiting patiently for recognition.
Hours later, a janitor walked past.
“Thanks for stopping,” he said.
As of press time, Psaki had announced she would circle back once someone finished appreciating her.
I wish Karoline would not leave her post. She has done a wonderful job and I am proud of her. She will be back in the world of politics again one day and I pity her opponent!
She’s been terrible because she dodges every question. Answers with Pat, stupid, ridiculous answers, just praising Trump for all the c*** he does.
BLIND ACCEPTANCE of the orange clown and all his syncopants!!
God bless you. Hope he gives you eyes to see
Karoline Leavitt was a great press secretary.We will miss her.She know how to stand up for Pres Trump Constitution Bill of Rights.She worked well and backed up and strengthened Pres Trump.Why would we want Jen who would work against our President.and what we want for our country.She is a bad choice.
Are Americans for real and believe all of the information that comes out of the White House and it’s Trump Followers. The world is laughing at all of the information and lies that have being stated and at this point in time, the USA has no creditability on the world stage! The country is slowly inching towards the US being Donald Ts 8 th bankruptcy and all of the funders holding US Bonds are slowly selling off their holdings as the US is now heading towards a huge financial disaster. Based on Mr. Trumps pre-election promises, HE HAS NOT LIVED UP TO ANY ONE OF THEM, yet his followers are still standing by him! In the coming months, it is only going to get worse as prices on everything will continue to spiral up as the tariffs will start to impact groceries, housing and fuel costs.
You must feel the need to be the only idiot of the left that hates America and its military. What is the matter, you cannot find any Teslas to scratch in a hissy fit? How about not shooting public figures while the left is getting their asses handed to them by Charlie Kirk. The left is ruining this country by letting in the mental sickness like Islam and illegal people. Trump may not be the sharpest speaking individual but he loves this country.
A shining star in a dark universe of reporters!
Oh my lord . She was the worst press secretary ever! So condescending and a mouthpiece for Trump . Jen Psaki would eat her alive ve in a debate!
Sure, you want circle back to that theory?
The redhead was very dumb
Pasaki is a red headed lying slut that on her knees keep her job. Nobody likes her or listens to all her bullsh-t for years. The mouth of an alligator and the ass of a hummingbird.
Psaki couldn’t polish K’s shoes