In an unconventional display of economic muscle, President Donald Trump has reportedly shipped a million tons of Lego bricks to BRICS nations (Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa) as a playful yet stern warning against potential tariffs, sources have confirmed.
This colorful form of diplomacy aims to build tensions—quite literally—over the $100 tariffs Trump has threatened to impose.
The Lego bricks, which arrived in enormous crates marked “Build the Economy or Pay,” have left international leaders puzzled and customs officials overwhelmed. Trump, known for his unique negotiation tactics, told reporters, “If they’re going to build their economies, they might as well use American Legos. And if not, they can step on them barefoot in the middle of the night, see how that feels.”
Economists are scratching their heads over the implications of using children’s building blocks as a trade tool, while Lego enthusiasts worldwide are thrilled about the sudden availability of what might be the largest Lego set in history.
As of press time, representatives from the BRICS nations were seen consulting building instructions, trying to determine if the Legos could be assembled into a trade barrier—or at the very least, a decent fort.
THE ART OF THE DEAL !!!!!!
Amen
Atta boy Prez Trump. Just another kick in the crotch to the dumbasses of brics!
Absolutely
What a creative negotiating tactic! However Lego moved their plastic
molding of the bricks to Denmark back in the ’90s.
Right they moved.
Don’t step on one barefoot! They feel like a knife!
So what if they moved. Nobody knows about it but those of us here!